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blacksheep10 said:
its the rag brie or something like that ( I can pronounce it, can't spell it). my friend's sister and uncle go on it every year. I don't see how they drink SOOO MUUCCHHH and still ride a bike the rest of that and the next day. wow. :eek:
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It's mainly a party. Most do not ride daily. Jenn has never bowed out until this year and this is her 9th. It's stupid though, how many people CAN party daily for a week straight day and night and still have teh nuts to ride 70+ miles. I think it's ~500 total depending on the route that year.
 
Larry and Ken are hardcore as ****. they do all the drinking and riding every day. most of the rest of their group follows in cars. last year larry came back from the ride, had been drinking all day, bloodshot as hell, body wiped out from a 500 mile ride, walks into rounders and starts doing yager shots with me. some of those fuggers are hardcore as ****. I don't even want to get up to pee after a day of drinking and activity, let alone ride a ****ing bike and then drink more :eek:
 
Good weekend at Camp Bones. :flipoff1:

Went and got my bike Saturday afternoon and rode it ~75 miles home. My friend Erin drove my car back, so we went and grabbed some food and booze and hung out at my place. She lives 30 minutes south and I was not going to let her drive home. So she crashes at my place. I only have one bed mind you. Nothing happened, I have slept with her before in similar situations. She said she is getting attracted to me, but just wants to be friends. I was VERY cool with that as I am not interested in dating her in the least. Fun chick to hang with though. Oh and of course the original my space ho Kelli texts me after 3 weeks asking me to stop by to see the new bike she saw on myspace. Grrrrrh! Hoping to get over there this week as she is a mile from my house maybe. Not really pursuing her anymore, let it come to me now.

Saturday morning Erin leaves, I go to pick up my 42" plasma, stand, 5 disc DVD, and surround system for $450 :flipgotcha: and get it upstairs and go for a bike ride on the "new" bike. Head to my sisters and hang with the lil ones briefly and get some **** I left there before heading home by noon to shower to get ready for my date with the Ragbrai girl, Jenn I met last Wednesday. :eat: We go grab lunch and go to a Kernels baseball game. Minor league ****, but good time. Go back to my place and grill some dinner, watch movies and same as the first meeting, things get heated and some touchy feely, but no secs (no rubbers, my bad).. I am swinging by there Friday on my way to Wisconsin for a bike rally, and will likely hit it then. She left this morning as she lives 50 miles north of me.

I gots bitches in all counties! :flipoff1:
 
I wrapped all through HS.... then again , I lost my trust in wimmens after the second time I ever got laid I got crabs :eek:
 
blacksheep10 said:
you guys and your condoms stopping sex ::)
there was only 1 girl in all of my past that I wrapped it with every time. is that bad? :spin:
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Yes it is anymore. Back then, hell I did it too.

She wanted to play just the tip, but THAT ain't gonna fly! :spin:
 
No Kelly

And I agree Paul, only I would WANT a rubber on then to avoid poopy ****. :drinkers:

She said she wants someone that will try new things. I blurted out "You suggest it, I am sure I've probably done it!!" :fish:
 
Paul nailed it, and I spilt my cup of ice water all over my desk thinking that. Then hitting the next page and saw Paul already said it.

Sounds like you need to hit the doctor for a viagra precription. You got women all over your ass! Good to see you back in the saddle.
 
InDaShop said:
Paul nailed it, and I spilt my cup of ice water all over my desk thinking that. Then hitting the next page and saw Paul already said it.

Sounds like you need to hit the doctor for a viagra precription. You got women all over your ass! Good to see you back in the saddle.
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I'm not that old. She was married to an older guy though and she is my age, so she is quite frisky. By no means am I back in the saddle, just enjoying meeting people. I am more scared of the girl that I see too much of and wants a relationship, cuz I am one on guard muh-****ah right now.

Strap on in myanus, there is a dog in myanus, I see a shovel in myanus (Jackass Skits)

You can rub the grundle buttin, but I draw the line there. Well maybe THERE! :flipoff1:
 
I know about the condom stuff, kidding mostly (except about the part of me not wearing one back in the day, I'm stupid). If she's made it to 34 and hasn't tried anal and all kinds of other ****, she needs to get out more. help her with it. guide her. love her deeply, then take pics. :flipoff1:
grundle her and see what she says. :flipoff1:
6uldv8 said:
In the "heat of the moment" you'll let her do whatever and then you'll lie and tell us you didn't! :flipoff1:
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don't project your anal shame on Chris :flipoff1:
 

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