Chuck Norris Thread

[under_psi]

Two wrongs don't make a right. Unless you're Chuck Norris. Then two wrongs make a roundhouse kick to the face.

 

[under_psi]

Godzilla is a Japanese rendition of Chuck Norris' first visit to Tokyo

 

[under_psi]

Chuck Norris' sperm can be seen with the naked eye. Each one is the size of a quarter.

 

[3 tons o fun]

Chuck Norris can touch M.C. Hammer.

 

[bigsilly]

Chuck Norris can unscramble an egg.

 

[bigsilly]

Chuck Norris clogs the toilet when he pisses.

 

[bigsilly]

Chuck Norris' cowboy boots are made from real cowboys.

 

[bigsilly]

If Chuck Norris is late, time better slow the **** down.

 

[bigsilly]

Chuck Norris once visited the virgin islands, they are now known as the islands.

 

[bigsilly]

Chuck Norris does not teabag the ladies, he potato sacks them.

 

[bigsilly]

Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse, horses are hung like Chuck Norris.

 

[bigsilly]

Chuck Norris can eat a Rubix cube and **** it out solved.

 

[under_psi]

Chuck Norris does not teabag the ladies, he potato sacks them.

now that's a new one......lol.....

 

[blacksheep10]

now that's a new one......lol.....

I had heard that one a few times, but

Chuck Norris clogs the toilet when he pisses.

Chuck Norris' cowboy boots are made from real cowboys.

made me

 

[wngrog]

Chuck Norris would kick this guys ass for this.

 

[Bones]

Nolen brining the smack on P in multiple threads. :afro:

 

[P]

Id give Chuck Norris a spoon...


so he could eat my ass CN = vagine

 

[InDaShop]

Nolen brining the smack on P in multiple threads. :afro:

Has it made it to Pirate yet?

 

[blacksheep10]

that pic isn't as gay as teh fact that he had a buddy there taking the pic.