pholmann said:I was selling a jeep on Craigslist a few weeks ago and I got a text message from a guy that simply said "you should just scrap that rust bucket piece of ****". I mean come the **** on people. Are people really that pathetic that they feel they have to text about something they have no interest in? He's a moron though. I now have his cell number. I'm just waiting and im going to sms bomb the **** out of him for just being a douche. People piss me off.
smbroady82 said:My fiancé and I were just talking about all the money our parents wasted on beanie babies when we were little and how they aren't worth anything at all...
I'm gonna put the collection up for trade for a buggy!! how's that for a Dumb A offer?? any takers?
x1000.... That was freakin' hilarious!!!mdo817 said:^^^ That is awesome
patooyee said:I got tired of all the "Do you still have your item for sale? If so, send me your paypal address and I will send my courier to pick it up" txts today. Here is an actual conversation I had as a result:
(323) 347-4196: Is your item still for sale?
Me: Yes
(323) 347-4196: I'm pleased with the final price, Kindly get back to me with your paypal email for the payment.
Me: Cash only. BTW, I have several"items" for sale right now. I assume you are referring to the 20" long XXL black rinse-and-wash used dildo?
(323) 347-4196: Yes
Me: Would you like to test it first? I want you to be happy with your purchase.
(323) 347-4196: I'm kinda busy but will send my shipper to come and inspect it. Go ahead and set up a paypal.
Me: I told you, cash only. But I think if you put this thing inside you you will agree that it stretches your rectum just the right amount to achieve perfect ecstasy. It will be worth going to the bank to get some cash.
(323) 347-4196: I will appreciate if you can come up with paypal.
Me: OK. Here's my paypal: [email protected]
(323) 347-4196: Thanks for playing games
Me: So you don't want my big black ****?
He didn't reply for a while at this point so then ...
Me: I'm sorry. I feel I may have offended you. I feel bad and would like to send you some money to apologize.
(323) 347-4196: No problem, I will just be glad to have it.
Me: If you give me your bank account number I will direct deposit the funds right away.
(323) 347-4196: Sorry, the only way for me to direct it into your paypal.
Me: Too bad. Oh well. Maybe next time you want big black cock you'll have some cash. If you want to send some with your courier I'm happy to let him test it out. I can take some video and send it to you if you like.
He stopped replying at this point.
patooyee said:A while back I tried to sell my old comic book collection on CL. I had a lot of comics, but none that were really worth anything, so I just added up the cover price on all of them (all in mint condition) and listed that as the price OBO. It came out to about $2500.
I got about 20 responses, every single one hate mail for asking so much. Not a single one with an offer of any kind, all just pure hate, eat a bowl of dicks, drink bleach, etc.
My feelings weren't hurt and I didn't feel the need to respond to a single one. But do people really have nothing better to do than to cruise CL and send hate mail??? Wow.
5BrothersFabrication said:I posted 2 Falcons, a '67 and a '68 on CL, a grand for both. That's a helluva deal. Some scrapper emails me within 30 min of posting and offers $200 each on them because that's scrap +$100 for him. I emailed back and told him to stick $400 up his ass and ask his mom why she couldn't pull the trigger at the abortion clinic. He sent an email back saying "I'll pray for you. God bless." Damn bible thumpers are the most crooked of all.