patooyee
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This industry / niche is the only one I've ever been a part of where this whole model of "you pay me for promises, I deliver on promises when I feel like it" seems to fly. I'm done with it. Here's how I shop from now on:
- I ask if you have parts on the shelf ready to ship to me.
- If you do I pay you.
- If you don't, I don't pay you.
- When you get them on the shelf I'll pay you.
- If you say you have it, take my money, and then it doesn't ship because you lied and didn't have it in the first place I'm INSTANTLY filing a fraudulent charge claim. NO WARNING, NO GRACE PERIOD. Your warning should have been your mother teaching you not to tell lies when you were 5 years old. Sorry you didn't learn that lesson back then. I don't care if the name of your shop is Jesus Christ Fabworks: Buggies Built by The Lord Himself ... your promise is worth less than a steaming pile of feces to me.
If you went to the grocery store and needed bread would this **** fly?
"I'm sorry sir, we're out of bread. But we are currently taking orders for bread in advance. If you kindly place your order now we can ensure that we will have bread for you when it comes in. Otherwise when it comes in we can not promise that we will have any left over after the pre-orders for bread are filled. We do not know when we will receive the fulfillment for the pre-orders. Right now we are expecting 2 weeks. But that could change at any minute and we can not commit to anything firmly."
I understand extremely custom ****, like one-off axleshafts, and stuff that just wouldn't get built unless pre-ordered. But things like rod ends which are generic, everyone uses, and are sold in large quantities, should be on the shelf at all times. If you don't have enough confidence in your own product to keep it on the shelf you are just a shady mofo to me. Yes, there are occasional SNAFU's and that is to be expected. But asking people to pay for promises as a standard practice is shady IMO. There is no longer a promise worth a single penny to me in this industry, I don't care who you are. I'll put your promises in one hand and cold hard cash in the other and see what fills up first.
I've been through this rigmarole so many times, both with "reputable" companies and ones that turned out to truly be shady, its dumb. I'm beginning to think that our willingness to do it is what attracts the shady ****ers to our industry to begin with. "Hey, there's a bunch of dumb-asses with a ton of money willing to pay for promises! Let's go make some money!"
Here's Patooyee's Parts promise to the 4x4 industry: We stock what we sell. We don't operate on such a tight string that we need the income from our last batch of parts before we produce our next batch. If we run out of something, which is RARE, there will be a large red warning note on the product page on the website and all eBay listings for that item will be taken down. If for some reason there is a SNAFU that results in you being able to place an order without product being on the shelf and without the red warning note WE WILL CONTACT YOU IMMEDIATELY to let you know the situation and offer you a refund. You will not have to track us down and fight for your money back, WE will track YOU down and OFFER your money back WILLINGLY.
Thank you.
- I ask if you have parts on the shelf ready to ship to me.
- If you do I pay you.
- If you don't, I don't pay you.
- When you get them on the shelf I'll pay you.
- If you say you have it, take my money, and then it doesn't ship because you lied and didn't have it in the first place I'm INSTANTLY filing a fraudulent charge claim. NO WARNING, NO GRACE PERIOD. Your warning should have been your mother teaching you not to tell lies when you were 5 years old. Sorry you didn't learn that lesson back then. I don't care if the name of your shop is Jesus Christ Fabworks: Buggies Built by The Lord Himself ... your promise is worth less than a steaming pile of feces to me.
If you went to the grocery store and needed bread would this **** fly?
"I'm sorry sir, we're out of bread. But we are currently taking orders for bread in advance. If you kindly place your order now we can ensure that we will have bread for you when it comes in. Otherwise when it comes in we can not promise that we will have any left over after the pre-orders for bread are filled. We do not know when we will receive the fulfillment for the pre-orders. Right now we are expecting 2 weeks. But that could change at any minute and we can not commit to anything firmly."
I understand extremely custom ****, like one-off axleshafts, and stuff that just wouldn't get built unless pre-ordered. But things like rod ends which are generic, everyone uses, and are sold in large quantities, should be on the shelf at all times. If you don't have enough confidence in your own product to keep it on the shelf you are just a shady mofo to me. Yes, there are occasional SNAFU's and that is to be expected. But asking people to pay for promises as a standard practice is shady IMO. There is no longer a promise worth a single penny to me in this industry, I don't care who you are. I'll put your promises in one hand and cold hard cash in the other and see what fills up first.
I've been through this rigmarole so many times, both with "reputable" companies and ones that turned out to truly be shady, its dumb. I'm beginning to think that our willingness to do it is what attracts the shady ****ers to our industry to begin with. "Hey, there's a bunch of dumb-asses with a ton of money willing to pay for promises! Let's go make some money!"
Here's Patooyee's Parts promise to the 4x4 industry: We stock what we sell. We don't operate on such a tight string that we need the income from our last batch of parts before we produce our next batch. If we run out of something, which is RARE, there will be a large red warning note on the product page on the website and all eBay listings for that item will be taken down. If for some reason there is a SNAFU that results in you being able to place an order without product being on the shelf and without the red warning note WE WILL CONTACT YOU IMMEDIATELY to let you know the situation and offer you a refund. You will not have to track us down and fight for your money back, WE will track YOU down and OFFER your money back WILLINGLY.
Thank you.