Hello, I would like to buy your items. I am completely ok with the price. I will arrange pickup through my shipping company. They will pt you with a check for the agreed upon price plus $750. Please keep an extra $100 for your troubles and have the remaining $650 in cash so that my shippers get paid. If you agree to these terms, please reply with your full name, date of birth, full social security number, mother's maiden name, the street you grew up on, your high school mascot, and the name of your first pet so that I can make the check out accurately. Cheers friend.
In my day, we'd just go outside and pick out a switch and, and, and... What were we taking about? Oh yah, I've got some duck hunting tires for my wifes Nova and she's make dumplings out of her social security check on Tuesdays. RIght? Mind just ain't what it be to used. Where's my Ensure, I'm thirsty. 
