I need you boneheads help with a costume

[Bones]

Old friends Bday party coming up in February. Got an invite last night, it's a costume party.

One idea is Pippy Longstocking. Long story short, my friend went as her one year in college boasting he was gonna get laid that night. His hair was long and he had it braided on a wire similar to the Wendy's girl. Well he did while I was passed out in their one room apt. I woke up to him humpin some chick with his hair still done up.

So that'd be a good throwback.

Prefer simple and semi comfortable for pee, poo, smoking, etc. P I may need your J-lo wig.

 

[wngrog]

Pregnant nun and a preist is always good for a laugh......

 

[Bones]

Pregnant nun and a preist is always good for a laugh......

Meh! I want something a little more original.

Don;t make me go buy a bedazzler!

 

[wontwork]

Only seen it one time.

Get you a box and make you a night stand out of it, out a picture or whatever you want on it to make it look good.
Call it a one night stand.

 

[6uldv8]

Bones........I'm gonna ignore the fact that you started this thread but I'm still gonna have to ask that you turn in your mancard!

 

[muchado]

Why don't you just go as "That Guy".... Ya wouldn't even have to put a costume on

 

[BamaTJ]

Why don't you just go as "That Guy".... Ya wouldn't even have to put a costume on

Haha

 

[Bones]

Why don't you just go as "That Guy".... Ya wouldn't even have to put a costume on

Yeah sucks to be "that guy" day in day out sometimes. :flipper:

 

[InDaShop]

Paint yourself african american, and take a pitbull on a leash. Micheal Vick

I always wanted to do halloween as Ben Stiller in Dodgeball.

Hef

As K-Fed right now with a mohawk

Dress up EMO.

Just where a papersack over your head, and a shirt that says "Imagine I'm Brad Pitt When You're Doing Me".

 

[Bones]

Vic would be funny as fawk!

 

[blacksheep10]

paper bag is funnay, but smoking in it could get dangerous laughing
Vick is the winner

 

[BamaTJ]

Go as Ron Burgonday from Anchorman!

 

[CheapJ7]

White painters coveralls. Black sharpie all kinds of numbers and Fu's and so-and so's gay, Call for a good times on it.. Belt w/ a roll of Toilet paper up front..

Your the bathroom wall

 

[Bones]

Hoping to find Lt. Dangle costume

 

[3 tons o fun]

Wear some red pants ,white long sleeve T-shirt and a long white stocking on your head and go as a used tampon

 

[blacksheep10]

Hoping to find Lt. Dangle costume

my plan last year. couldn't find a good mustache. PS, I can't grow one.

 

[Bones]

Yeah same here.

You can buy Dangle costumes, but they are phuckin plastic. Meant for the gays

 

[braves10and22]

WELLLLLL....if you did find one...

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[Brock]

paper bag is funnay, but smoking in it could get dangerous laughing
Vick is the winner

The paper bag might end up like this:

 

[Brock]

God's gift to women was a big hit as well ;D