I need you boneheads help with a costume

Bones · Jan 16, 2008

Brock said:
God's gift to women was a big hit as well ;D

Oh that's good!

InDaShop · Jan 16, 2008

I believe Kelly did that recently as well. Big Cardboard box and wrapped it up.
I know there are some pitfalls. Hard to drink wearing a box, hard to smoke wearing a box, hard to piss wearing a box, hard to sit wearing a box. I love the idea and laugh my ass off, but yeah would suck to the guy in the box.

Why dont you dress normal, and strap a wrapped box to the front of your belt. Like the whole "My **** in a Box", and put the tag like "To: Some Special Lady" or To: Sweet Thang" "From: Daddy"

Motivation:
http://www.nbc.com/Saturday_Night_Live/uncensored.shtml

Bones · Jan 16, 2008

Going to shoot for Pippi if I can just for the inside joke factor and having to hear him explain it to his wife laughing

Maybe not, that's F'in CREEPY!

InDaShop · Jan 16, 2008

Can you imagine being a chick, and being banged by a dude dressed like that? Talk about either having or going to have mental issues. :flipoff1:

Bones · Jan 16, 2008

InDaShop said:
Can you imagine being a chick, and being banged by a dude dressed like that? Talk about either having or going to have mental issues.

Yeah it was pretty bad seeing his white ass and braids flopping to the motions. IIRC she was ugly, super thin and I saw ribs.

Brock · Jan 16, 2008

InDaShop said:
Can you imagine being a chick, and being banged by a dude dressed like that? Talk about either having or going to have mental issues.

I wore nothing but my Confederate jacket and general's hat one time after an Old South party.

Bones · Jan 16, 2008

Brock said:
I wore nothing but my Confederate jacket and general's hat one time after an Old South party.

:shudder:

blacksheep10 · Jan 16, 2008

yup, I did God's gift to women 2 years ago. went over well

Bones · Jan 16, 2008

blacksheep10 said:
yup, I did God's gift to women 2 years ago. went over well

Got any pics? It'd be funny, and unfortunately I doubt there will be many singles there.

blacksheep10 · Jan 16, 2008

I took a box I could fit my shoulders in, cut a head and neck hole and wrapped it with whatever paper KT had sitting around. then I had her write the To: and From: on it. duh. took me all of like 12 minutes to make. I also had a huge tube sock stuffed with other stuff (walmart bags) and a tip drawn on it hanging out of the bottom of the box (out my zipper, the box hit me right below the zipper) and a small string hanging going up through the neck hole and then back out the sleeve so I could pull on it nad the cock would stand up like 2' in front of me. then I walked around and swung it into everyone

Bones · Jan 16, 2008

blacksheep10 said:
I took a box I could fit my shoulders in, cut a head and neck hole and wrapped it with whatever paper KT had sitting around. then I had her write the To: and From: on it. duh. took me all of like 12 minutes to make. I also had a huge tube sock stuffed with other stuff (walmart bags) and a tip drawn on it hanging out of the bottom of the box (out my zipper, the box hit me right below the zipper) and a small string hanging going up through the neck hole and then back out the sleeve so I could pull on it nad the cock would stand up like 2' in front of me. then I walked around and swung it into everyone

(miles) PEEEEEERFECT!