Have a buddy that clips his ass hair. Another that is so wookie hairy that he can't take a **** unless he's next to a shower. I'm a fairly hairless guy (face, chest, legs, back, maybe 50 hairs between them) but can grow a bush and ass hair like nobody's business. I've often thought about clipping. Shaving is out. **** that.
Vacuum sealed fart doing a lost gerbil roam got me.