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benfowler87 said:
"He punted Baxter, the biker, Ihit him with a burrito and he punted Baxter!"
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Love Anchorman!!

I'm in a glass case of emotion!
Don't act like you're not impressed!
When in rome.....
San Diego, drink it in. Discovered by the Germans in 1904, they named it San Diego, which of course in German means a whales vagina.


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I want a bicycle. I just want a bicycle. Shut your mouth and make it funny guy.
Remember when we got kicked out of biology for playing with matchbox cars? Who's retarded now!
Cuz I like to party.
****, cock, balls. Frank stop it now you are just celebrating it.
No thanks honey, I got a fresh beer.
**** burgers, how about some fur burgers. LAAAAAAP Dance!
Name's Randy, but everybody calls me freakshow.
Going down to Georgia. Gonna get my self baptised, gonna get myself baptised in the bossom of the lord!!!
 
You know a girl's boobs feel like bags of sand?
What is curious george like in real life.
P in vagee.
Mom's making a public salad and she needs some seth's own dressing
Red 7, hot route, hot route.
Sing for us Jimmy's brother. My brother came all the way from Arizona to hear you sing.
I'll go find that used tampon fogul.
Take off the vest, you look like Aladin.
 
Matt O. said:
Love Anchorman!!

I'm in a glass case of emotion! see: above :flipoff1:
Don't act like you're not impressed! its the pleats in the pants, its very flattering in the crotchal region
When in rome.....go on
San Diego, drink it in. Discovered by the Germans in 1904, they named it San Diego, which of course in German means a whales vagina. agree to disagree


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I want a bicycle. I just want a bicycle. Shut your mouth and make it funny guy. make me a bike clown
Remember when we got kicked out of biology for playing with matchbox cars? Who's retarded now!slingshot, engayged
Cuz I like to party. why do you need the stereo and the surround sound on at the same time?
****, cock, balls. Frank stop it now you are just celebrating it. all you gotta do is say ear muff it
No thanks honey, I got a fresh beer. just took the restrictor plate off the red dragon but lets keep that on the down low, its not exactly street legal
**** burgers, how about some fur burgers. LAAAAAAP Dance!its a ****ing sausage fest in here
Name's Randy, but everybody calls me freakshow. now who wants the first reach around
Going down to Georgia. Gonna get my self baptised, gonna get myself baptised in the bossom of the lord!!! when he puts his hand back on the wheel on top of harold's I ****ing lost it.
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Matt O. said:
You know a girl's boobs feel like bags of sand?
What is curious george like in real life.
P in vagee.
Mom's making a public salad and she needs some seth's own dressing
Red 7, hot route, hot route.
Sing for us Jimmy's brother. My brother came all the way from Arizona to hear you sing.
I'll go find that used tampon fogul.
Take off the vest, you look like Aladin.
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with the superbad, one of my new favorites along with step brothers


I just want to roll you up in a little ball and stuff you in my vagina.
 
Couple from 40 year old virgin mixed in too.

I hope you got a big trunk, cause I'm putting my bike in it.
Hey, hey, hey mothafawka!
Use your peripherals.
 
Matt O. said:
Couple from 40 year old virgin mixed in too.

I hope you got a big trunk, cause I'm putting my bike in it.oh ho. HEEEYYOO
Hey, hey, hey mothafawka!is he ok? NO
Use your peripherals.Too drunk andy!
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a bag of sand, come on man, you can do better than that.

This is the bullshit of all bullshit. (have to have dot indian accent on that one)

you know howt I knowt you guys are gay. you are holding each other ever so gently
 
you know howt I knowt you guys are gay. you are holding each other ever so gently
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You know how I know your gay, you like Coldplay.
 
A lot of holes in the desert, and a lot of problems are buried in those holes. But you gotta do it right. I mean, you gotta have the hole already dug before you show up with a package in the trunk. Otherwise, you're talking about a half-hour to forty-five minutes worth of digging. And who knows who's gonna come along in that time? Pretty soon, you gotta dig a few more holes. You could be there all ****in' night.
 
bigsilly said:
A lot of holes in the desert, and a lot of problems are buried in those holes. But you gotta do it right. I mean, you gotta have the hole already dug before you show up with a package in the trunk. Otherwise, you're talking about a half-hour to forty-five minutes worth of digging. And who knows who's gonna come along in that time? Pretty soon, you gotta dig a few more holes. You could be there all ****in' night.
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Casino right?
 
I know you don't smoke weed, I know this; but I'm gonna get you high today, 'cause it's Friday; you ain't got no job... and you ain't got **** to do.


Amigo, the only thing in this world that gives orders is balls. Balls. You got that?


You'll shoot your eye out, you'll shoot your eye out!!
 
YOUNG said:
I know you don't smoke weed, I know this; but I'm gonna get you high today, 'cause it's Friday; you ain't got no job... and you ain't got **** to do.


Amigo, the only thing in this world that gives orders is balls. Balls. You got that?


You'll shoot your eye out, you'll shoot your eye out!!
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Friday

Scarface

A Christmas Story
 
Christ almighty its like I'm sitting here playing cards with my brothers kids or something. You nerve racking sons of bitches.
 

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