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[5BrothersFabrication]

A Mercury is a good car. That's the car I was driving that day. I've had a lot of cars. Different kinds. Lot's of different kinds of cars. She was standing - this girl - on the side of the street where there was this chicken stand, wasn't the Colonel but it was a chicken stand nonetheless. I pulled the Mercury up right along side her and rolled down the window, see, by electric power. She had on a leather skirt and had a lot of hair on her arms. I like that a lot. That means a big bush. I like a big bush. She says, "Are you dating?" You know, so I said, "Sure". She gets in and we pull off to a remote location that was comfortable for both she and I. She says, "How much do you wanna spend?", I said, "Whatever it will take to see that bush of yours because I know it's a big one". She says, "Twenty five dollars". That's not chicken feed to a working man so I produce the $25, she puts it in her shoe, pulls up her skirt and there before me lay this thin, crooked, uncircumcised penis. You can imagine how bad I wanted my $25 back, huh?

 

[85toyo]

A Mercury is a good car. That's the car I was driving that day. I've had a lot of cars. Different kinds. Lot's of different kinds of cars. She was standing - this girl - on the side of the street where there was this chicken stand, wasn't the Colonel but it was a chicken stand nonetheless. I pulled the Mercury up right along side her and rolled down the window, see, by electric power. She had on a leather skirt and had a lot of hair on her arms. I like that a lot. That means a big bush. I like a big bush. She says, "Are you dating?" You know, so I said, "Sure". She gets in and we pull off to a remote location that was comfortable for both she and I. She says, "How much do you wanna spend?", I said, "Whatever it will take to see that bush of yours because I know it's a big one". She says, "Twenty five dollars". That's not chicken feed to a working man so I produce the $25, she puts it in her shoe, pulls up her skirt and there before me lay this thin, crooked, uncircumcised penis. You can imagine how bad I wanted my $25 back, huh?

 

[joho75287]

we sharing personal stories here now?? LOL

 

[kmcminn]

That is just weird.

 

[tyldyl12]

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OK, that's it, I heard you threaten her!

 

[El Diablo]

How about a lug nut forum, nobody has a lug nut forum!

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Quote from: 5BrothersFabrication on Yesterday at 08:50:58 PM

A Mercury is a good car. That's the car I was driving that day. I've had a lot of cars. Different kinds. Lot's of different kinds of cars. She was standing - this girl - on the side of the street where there was this chicken stand, wasn't the Colonel but it was a chicken stand nonetheless. I pulled the Mercury up right along side her and rolled down the window, see, by electric power. She had on a leather skirt and had a lot of hair on her arms. I like that a lot. That means a big bush. I like a big bush. She says, "Are you dating?" You know, so I said, "Sure". She gets in and we pull off to a remote location that was comfortable for both she and I. She says, "How much do you wanna spend?", I said, "Whatever it will take to see that bush of yours because I know it's a big one". She says, "Twenty five dollars". That's not chicken feed to a working man so I produce the $25, she puts it in her shoe, pulls up her skirt and there before me lay this thin, crooked, uncircumcised penis. You can imagine how bad I wanted my $25 back, huh?


I knew the lug nut forum was going to be a bad idea. :****:

 

[June dog]

A Mercury is a good car. That's the car I was driving that day. I've had a lot of cars. Different kinds. Lot's of different kinds of cars. She was standing - this girl - on the side of the street where there was this chicken stand, wasn't the Colonel but it was a chicken stand nonetheless. I pulled the Mercury up right along side her and rolled down the window, see, by electric power. She had on a leather skirt and had a lot of hair on her arms. I like that a lot. That means a big bush. I like a big bush. She says, "Are you dating?" You know, so I said, "Sure". She gets in and we pull off to a remote location that was comfortable for both she and I. She says, "How much do you wanna spend?", I said, "Whatever it will take to see that bush of yours because I know it's a big one". She says, "Twenty five dollars". That's not chicken feed to a working man so I produce the $25, she puts it in her shoe, pulls up her skirt and there before me lay this thin, crooked, uncircumcised penis. You can imagine how bad I wanted my $25 back, huh?




. Daumm you fawkers ain't right

 

[TacomaJD]

A Mercury is a good car. That's the car I was driving that day. I've had a lot of cars. Different kinds. Lot's of different kinds of cars. She was standing - this girl - on the side of the street where there was this chicken stand, wasn't the Colonel but it was a chicken stand nonetheless. I pulled the Mercury up right along side her and rolled down the window, see, by electric power. She had on a leather skirt and had a lot of hair on her arms. I like that a lot. That means a big bush. I like a big bush. She says, "Are you dating?" You know, so I said, "Sure". She gets in and we pull off to a remote location that was comfortable for both she and I. She says, "How much do you wanna spend?", I said, "Whatever it will take to see that bush of yours because I know it's a big one". She says, "Twenty five dollars". That's not chicken feed to a working man so I produce the $25, she puts it in her shoe, pulls up her skirt and there before me lay this thin, crooked, uncircumcised penis. You can imagine how bad I wanted my $25 back, huh?

I wanna know what this excerpt is from....I know you didn't just make it up. lol

 

[zukimaster]

I thought I watched Sling Blade to much! Don't have **** on you!

 

[TacomaJD]

Was that in Sling Blade? It ain't ringing a bell

 

[zukimaster]

Yea, when he was still in the nut house and the guy slides up the chair and always talking to Karl!

 

[TacomaJD]

Yea, when he was still in the nut house and the guy slides up the chair and always talking to Karl!

Ohhhh ****, at the very first of it. Haha been a while since I seen it.

 

[infamous1]

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Got any gas in it??

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[5BrothersFabrication]

I thought I watched Sling Blade to much! Don't have **** on you!

I told you three times already, the law's on my side! I play cards with J.D. Shelnut, chief of police! So kiss my ass, you old bastard! :flipper:

 

[TacomaJD]

This ain't right Doyle..... Get outta my face you fukkin' buzzard.

 

[wgamble]

Damn, I have laughed that hard in a while. Thanks Guys Think i would like to drink a beer or 10 with you guys

 

[5BrothersFabrication]

See, you don't want to question the genius, Vaughan. Morris here is a modern-day poet, kinda like in olden times.

 

[tyldyl12]

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Its not your house Doyle, its Linda's. I'll whip the dogshit outta you Vaughn.

 

[WHIZARD]

This thread has taken a turn to pure gold!

"There was these two fellers a going to the bathroom. One feller said the waters cold, the othern said the waters deep. I reckon one of them ole boys was from Arkansas. Git it?"

 

[zukimaster]

Don't talk to me like that when im hurtin Linda!