new truck

blacksheep10 · Jan 29, 2008

I said I didnt toss the salad. as to whether or not mine was tossed is a different story.

6uldv8 · Jan 29, 2008

That breathalyzer for alcohol is a lie! Your wife put that in there to make sure you weren't still practicing that rimming you learned in prison...or at least aren't practicing it when you aren't home. breathalyzer for assbreath!

blacksheep10 · Jan 29, 2008

I have indeed licked an asshole before, but it was a chick named jill and she started it

InDaShop · Jan 29, 2008

totally didn't need to read that this early. Yeah that truck is super fly.
Why you got to be setting the bar so high?

I love Dodges, except the frotn seats, damn they are uncomfortable for long rides. The ass cushion stops mid thigh and doesn't support the legs enough.

6uldv8 · Jan 29, 2008

I have indeed licked an asshole before, but it was a chick named jill and she started it

I've read enough of your ramblings to know you have!

Bones · Jan 29, 2008

blacksheep10 said:
I have indeed licked an asshole before, but it was a chick named jill and she started it

Ahhh reminds me of a girl I met post divorce. what a whoooowere! vag-poo-mouth-poo-mouth-vag

I felt like I was being filmed it was so Xrated. I felt DuuuuRTY and showered 3 times, new towel and undies each cleansing the whole 9 yards after that episode.

That's what it felt like to "take it too far"

blacksheep10 · Jan 29, 2008

Bones said:
Ahhh reminds me of a girl I met post divorce. what a whoooowere! vag-poo-mouth-poo-mouth-vag I felt like I was being filmed it was so Xrated. I felt DuuuuRTY and showered 3 times, new towel and undies each cleansing the whole 9 yards after that episode.

That's what it felt like to "take it too far"

*****. I felt great after she got done with me. we were down at a friend's house, she says "lets go back to scott's house" (another friend.) I'm in the kitchen putting our beers in the fridge and she jerks my pants down right there. in the kitchen. with people in the next room. Nice, My "she's had enough foreplay" alarm went off so I stumble to my friend Pimp's room with my pants around my ankles and her on her knees trying to hang on to my cawk. Keep in mind this is 9 pm and we've each only had 2 beers, and she could DRINK. It escalated from there and got as far as 69ing, me getting the best blow job ever and her ducking her head on down and licking the brown eye. Like I said, she started it. Not one to be outdone I like d it for a while and then crammed a finger in to see what she would think. Not only did it not phase her, she started bucking and almost knocked a tooth out. after that it was over, she jumped on and took it from me, having me pull hair and all kinds of fun ****. HUGE tits flopping. I still have a thing for her and call her from time to time. well, not since I'm married, but right up until then laughing. My wife shouldn't worry, its purely physical laughing

Bones · Jan 29, 2008

Don't call me a ***** *****! I did it, had a great time WHILE doing it, but the after thoughts hit me at how much sick **** just went on. laughing I wish she hadn't moved to Cali dammit, she was fun.

she was a red, which confirms my facts that they are great in the sack and impossible to attempt having a relationship with

blacksheep10 · Jan 29, 2008

I think nolen and TK both have redheads

laughing

P · Jan 29, 2008

I always knew you to went for the classy broads. Good story Kelly... entertainment value = 8.8

blacksheep10 · Jan 29, 2008

and all true. the garnett mud run was the next day so I see wyatt and family down there. I'm telling him the story and my inside voice is in the OFF postion becasue I've been drinking. I think his mom and sister got an earful laughing