MattO - Rides around at all of the rides and looks pissed off, never gets out of his rig, and goes back to his mansion in the hills and takes rig apart and cleans every inch of it. Then gets on the computer and declares Jihad on anyone that gets in his way and sits back and laughs at the mayhem that ensues.
JRHall - Bangs every nurse he can get to talk to him at work, used to have the patented rock bouncer technique but has recently fallen from grace. Now that it is the fall of the year when he is not porking every nurse in sight he is spending his free time hanging out of a tree trying to shoot Bambi's daddy and momma.
Cole - Still taking video of the same people on the same trails. I did see however he finally manned up and bought a rock for someone special, good move on his part. Looks like he has slacked off on the haterade as of late though, go get you some more, we need some HATE.
Wyatt - In the know on desert racing you know, if not for Wyatt I would not know ****! Personally responsible for Pistol Pete leaving the pbb vowing never to return!! Keeps flapping his gums about the prize, what is this prize he speaks so dearly of we can only wonder.
Jrich - Looks like he is going to be a career student living in a trailer driving a BMW slinging empty Keystone cans out the windows driving to and from Kansas to have man sex with Miles.
BGillespie - Takes a hiatus from the hardline only to pop back up out of nowwhere a mere few weeks ago expecting a heroes return home welcome. All we really want is to see spy pics of all of these women he talks about in the library. Taking a cell phone pic covertly is not that hard, ask me how I know!!
TimmieC - Everyone could not understand why he kept having to get buggies built. The answer is simple, because each time he got a new one he had no legroom with all of the nutswingers hanging off of his nuts.
Bones - Failed on banging his roommate way back when, even if she did look like Ronald McDonald. We have all done just as bad at one time or another. Used to freely share his conquests with us with all of his skanks, but lately he has not been sharing. Bones, we all count on you. Get out there and get us some pics of a fresh crop of skanks.
Kelly - Finally sees why all of his friends said DO NOT GET MARRIED. Spends all of his time working either out of town or in his shop. Purchased a bad ass single seat chassis that is collecting enormous amounts of dust. I hear that he is slowly collecting parts for it here and there. I hope it is true, I want to see him out there giving that bitch hell!!
All of the TN hillbillies - Wipe the skoal off your chins and quit with all the nutswinging already. We know TimmieC has 50 pound balls, we know Jimmy Smith builds durable rigs, and we know Aetna is the hillclimbers capital of the south. We do not need to debate this **** any longer, we all have heard it until our ears are starting to bleed.