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I like his sig line. ^^^ Top five favorite movie in my book.
 

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Why is it when you start going bald, your nose and ear hair start growing more?
 
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Why do you drive in a parkway but park in a driveway?

If a grasshopper had a wooden leg, how long would it take him to kick the seeds out of a pickle?
 
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If I put WD-40 on a mouse will it still squeak?
 
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jccarter1 said:
Are strippers contract labors or "waiters"
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I hope they are either contract laborers or waitresses. Otherwise you showed up at the wrong club :****: :gtfo: :gay: :dblthumb:
 
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Heard a guy say one time that the problem with women is they have half the money and all the *****
 
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Why does diarrhea make your bum hurt?

It comes out so easy
 
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poolman said:
If I put WD-40 on a mouse will it still squeak?
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Great stuff, but won't fix a blender. ****, I did not know it was not a sealed motor. Damn, fire, fire ......

JD told me it was not good for sex either. Damn, fire, fire .......
 
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Don't be that asshole in the subway sandwich line and get every ****ing topping on your sandwich when there are 20 people behind you
 
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muddinmetal said:
Do NOT beat off with Mentadent toothpaste...
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There has to be a story to go with this......
Why would anyone try it ?
 

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