Random Thoughts

[lowbudgetjunk]

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Fixed it for ya!

 

[tyldyl12]

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Thanks

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[AllGoNoShow]

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You ****ers make me laugh laughing1

 

[TacomaJD]

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Man I'm sleepy. Being in class at 9:30am is a lot different than sleeping til 12 or 1 every day. :****:

 

[FlatlandFSJ]

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Pretty sure I have a bear running around my yard at night Something was messing with my trash cans, so I started tossing one of the big ass blue pallets on the top of them. This morning the fawking pallet was flipped off and the cans knocked over. There is no way in hell a coon is knocking that pallet off the cans.

 

[LightBnDr]

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So if only 1 in 10 people are left handed, why is almost every toilet paper dispenser in a public shitter on the left side.

Does that mean most people wipe left handed?

 

[Beerj]

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I think it's kinda like a cross draw. Would be badass to have paper on both sides or in front.

 

[blacksheep10]

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They plan on people with bad aim and thin paper. They don't want you touching public use items with your **** covered thumb/finger getting another square. Use clean, non dominant hand to get paper, wipe with **** covered dominant hand. I will not use a public toilet after a left handed person

 

[joho75287]

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Bring your own flushable wipes.
Case closed, end of story.

 

[LightBnDr]

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They plan on people with bad aim and thin paper. They don't want you touching public use items with your **** covered thumb/finger getting another square. Use clean, non dominant hand to get paper, wipe with **** covered dominant hand. I will not use a public toilet after a left handed person

What. The. ****.

Dude, who has a **** covered dominant hand? Or **** covered thumb/finger?

Upon further inspection, seems that most doors open on the left side as you walk in. So if a stall is tight and they put a dispenser on the right of the toilet, you would bump into it as you came into the stall. Most likely over a few weeks of use, ripping the dispenser off the wall just from being a morbidly obese American.

For me, no worries. I'm little and left handed. So for once, it works out great for me. Lol

Given dominant hand statistics, was interesting to me as well as random

 

[blacksheep10]

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What. The. ****.

Dude, who has a **** covered dominant hand? Or **** covered thumb/finger?

Upon further inspection, seems that most doors open on the left side as you walk in. So if a stall is tight and they put a dispenser on the right of the toilet, you would bump into it as you came into the stall. Most likely over a few weeks of use, ripping the dispenser off the wall just from being a morbidly obese American.

For me, no worries. I'm little and left handed. So for once, it works out great for me. Lol

Given dominant hand statistics, was interesting to me as well as random

Ha. Someone took the bait. I figured someone would give me the Jackie Chan "dafuq" at the statement, "I don't use a stall after a lefty." laughing1

 

[lowbudgetjunk]

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The good guys won a huge victory tonight. I will personally sleep a whole lot better this evening.

 

[money_pit_yj]

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2 hrs at a trampoline park with my son made for an awesome birthday, but mans Ima be sore!

 

[KPatterson]

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I took a dump 5 min after I got out of the shower today and it really pissed me the **** off :****:

 

[joho75287]

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Did you name it like JD names his?

 

[LightBnDr]

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3 thoughts here:

1. Was watching some street fight compilations on YouTube yesterday at lunch. It was disappointing how many white teenagers and grown ass white men who call each other "nigga"

2. Was watching a handful of bouncer vids on Sunday eve. After seeing so many rigs in competition, all I could think was that fat girl really paved the way for the bouncer revolution. Just crazy how far the sport has shifted

3. I remember 16 years ago my roommate came running into my room one night and said "dude you gotta come see this **** I just took" I laughed and said "serious?" He says you won't believe it.

I walk in and see, truly the biggest pile of **** in a toilet that I have ever seen. It was coiled up like frozen yogurt. Started at the bottom out of site and filled the entire bowl and came up out of the water. It looked like 3 people came in and **** in the same toilet. Never seen anything like it. He's lucky to be alive

 

[TacomaJD]

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Did you name it like JD names his?

Makes for a shitty day! Swamp-ass!

 

[money_pit_yj]

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3. I remember 16 years ago my roommate came running into my room one night and said "dude you gotta come see this **** I just took" I laughed and said "serious?" He says you won't believe it.

I walk in and see, truly the biggest pile of **** in a toilet that I have ever seen. It was coiled up like frozen yogurt. Started at the bottom out of site and filled the entire bowl and came up out of the water. It looked like 3 people came in and **** in the same toilet. Never seen anything like it. He's lucky to be alive

 

[LightBnDr]

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I've always wondered who the guy or gal was that was standing at the counter at thanks giving. Using those special giant
plastic/wooden sporks to mix up a salad.

Then said out loud, "this reminds me of licking a butthole" then coining the phrase "toss the salad"

??

 

[TacomaJD]

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That's a good question, rim-job is a much more self explanatory term.