Random Thoughts

[5BrothersFabrication]

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I should clear it up, I don't mow my yard. I USED to mow it, but that takes hours. Now I just pay a feller $30 a week, he has 2 ginormous mowers and knocks it out in 20 min, well worth it in my book. Plus, he weedeats and blows the driveway off, trims the trees back, and I never did any of that.

 

[tonybolton]

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Can't hide money

 

[onepieceatatime]

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I like riding around mowing my grass. Would be a lot better if could invent a beer holder that doesn't shake em up so bad when you're mowing.

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[hokie_yj]

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Hell son, damn messicans mowing you're yard and ****. You have a pool boy too? Next you're going to tell us you live in a damn gated community.

 

[tonybolton]

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Got Phoolman-itis all of a sudden up huuuur.

 

[5BrothersFabrication]

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Shiiiit, you niggs is cray-cray. By my math, a brand new mower from Lowes would have to last 7 years to pay for itself at $30 a week. Hell, in the early spring/late fall, it's only every other week and in the winter maybe once every other month. I've never had a mower last 7 years.

 

[joho75287]

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Don't go bringing math into this Dooder!!! Calculating ROI on the mower might muddy the water and make us unable to make fun of your messican help!!
LOL

 

[5BrothersFabrication]

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He's actually a white guy named Silas. He mows the airport, so I imagine he's reputable. Lol

 

[1tonrenegade]

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I like riding around mowing my grass. Would be a lot better if could invent a beer holder that doesn't shake em up so bad when you're mowing.

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Just have to drink fast!

 

[tonybolton]

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He's actually a white guy named Silas. He mows the airport, so I imagine he's reputable. Lol

Mows the airport?! ****in terrorist!!

 

[Zjman]

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I like riding around mowing my grass. Would be a lot better if could invent a beer holder that doesn't shake em up so bad when you're mowing.

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i always hold mine and when its empty i text my daughter to bring me another


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[TacomaJD]

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I like riding around mowing my grass. Would be a lot better if could invent a beer holder that doesn't shake em up so bad when you're mowing.

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You use a zero turn? I got one with a steering wheel so I can drink with one hand, steer with the other!

i always hold mine and when its empty i text my daughter to bring me another


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I pack a small cooler with an ice pack in it, sit it on the trunk of the Saturn, and ride right up to it for a refill when I need another, don't even have to get off the mower. :****:

 

[jeeptj99]

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Has anyone heard rob zombies new song? Wtf happened to him?

 

[TacomaJD]

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Has anyone heard rob zombies new song? Wtf happened to him?

This one?

http://youtu.be/cPSFl3rm8Kk

Lol that sumbitch's mind is wired differently than the average man's. Other than about 5 of his best songs, everything else he's done sucks.

 

[5BrothersFabrication]

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I don't know if I gained anything from the video, but that old lady's tits were fantastic.

 

[joho75287]

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Sounds like a Primus Wynona's big brown beaver to me.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=aYDfwUJzYQg

 

[kushKrawlin]

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I'm sittin here trying to get motivated to go cut some **** and there's something moving in a box somewhere. :****:
What do u do!!??? Go look and try to find it or forget it and act like U didn't hear it???

 

[kushKrawlin]

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In my garage FYI

 

[kushKrawlin]

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Also. While I'm at it. Travis, how did u get that quote in your sig like that? I seen one I want in mine and can't figure it out.

 

[joho75287]

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Pellet Gun Kush...

Reminds me of when I used to sit in my garage and "staple" the horse flies to the walls/ceilings with a blow gun. Even shot a field mouse or two with that sucker. Once you get good with blow gun, they are pretty darn accurate...