Spinoff- Story time, one up me.

redneckengineered · Feb 2, 2015

TheViking said:
I was in Fire Fighter II and we had a rookie in Fire Fighter I, as a general rule we gave them a hard time, one particular rookie had a girlfriend just under twenty. Everyone was nice to her she had a perfect athletes body, blonde, and a decent rack. Rookie used to get pissed when we would pass and say hey or hello to her or when anyone else would look at her.

Time passes and he starts treating her like **** and I was shaking my head but she kept taking it. Well time passes and she gets tired of it started texting me and I started replying. All the while the fat rookie is fuming calling me when she is late, not home, ect so I figured well why not.

Ended up getting picked up by her one night from the fire hall, I had her drive as I had been drinking, I got fat rookie blowing my phone, my fellow fire fighters from my hall, instructor calling, and wife wondering where I am. The guys knew where I was and what I was doing my instructor was wondering why my truck was parked at the fire hall and all the beer in the bed and no sight of me.

Well we went to the family cabin that my family used to have I was about to go down on this girl but she had one of the worse smelling vages I have ever had the displeasure to smell. I ended up just screwing her and blowing my load on her face my phone had twenty missed calls or texts.

Does your wife get on Hardline? :wtflol:

bad80cj · Feb 2, 2015

redneckengineered said:
Does your wife get on Hardline?

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TheViking · Feb 2, 2015

redneckengineered said:
Does your wife get on Hardline?

No and I had to come clean a long time ago about it and it's helped me make proper changes within myself and my life.

5BrothersFabrication · Feb 2, 2015

One time I was making crop circles in a cornfield with my '82 Mustang around midnight. Had 5 people with me, they all got out to watch. Was doing good with not getting stuck, when I saw blue and reds blazing through the field right toward me. I cut the lights and made a sharp right to the railroad tracks, where I dropped my friends off at. They all piled in, we hit the bank of the tracks and the bumpers hung up. I forced everybody out, run the car up on the bank, then evetybody piled back in. We run down the tracks about a mile before we found another crossing. One of many times...
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