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The "Walk of Shame"

Banged a chick my Sr Year......

Woke up middle of the night, she is sitting up in bed kinda scared.

I ask her what's up....she says, "Please take me home"

I say cool.

Drive into nice family neighborhood...not a place with condos and stuff....

Turn into driveway, she makes me kill the lights

She asks "You don't even know my name, right?"

I say, "Uh...no, I am sorry."

She says, "Yeah well, I don't know yours either"

She jumps out, runs up the driveway. I click on the lights to back out and she has a "Oxford High Cheer" sticker on her car.....

EEEK>>>>>>>>>>>
 
I woke up and saw she was the ugliest asian I've ever seen. Her voice was very US with no accent and in the dark she sounded just like my favorite FB I've ever had, even called me the same thing. Wow, I woke up and looked at that thing and bailed. I'm glad we have cell phones so I could call my roomate to come get me, we were miles from my side of Pitt. laughing1 Took his hungover ass 30 min to get me and that was a shameful walk. They knew who she was so it was a tough one to live down.
 
Bones said:
Let me think on this one fora bit. I don't recall any actual walks per say, but plenty of nasty secs
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lol, bones ought to have a barrel full of them, wyatt and JR as well (yes, wyatt, unattractive as he is, used to pull more ass than bones by far, and didn't get married until he was like 27 :flipgotcha:)
Bones, lots of women have surely shamefully scampered out of your domicile clutching their belongings over their faces
 
Partying in witchia falls get a ride home with some slut, wake up the next moring I dont remember **** can only find one boot and my pants then in breaks to girls asking who the **** I am and what am I doing there. Apparently the bitch doesnt remember me I dont remember her Im in her roomates room who is there now freaking out im freaking out, I collect my **** walk out side calling my buddy who lives up there. Turns out Im ****ing lost he doesnt know where I am, and im having to walk the streets with pants and one boot calling out street names and trucks I see. I spot a truck parked he knows and Im in the next town over 30 miles away.
 
jabnasty said:
Partying in witchia falls get a ride home with some slut, wake up the next moring I dont remember **** can only find one boot and my pants then in breaks to girls asking who the **** I am and what am I doing there. Apparently the bitch doesnt remember me I dont remember her Im in her roomates room who is there now freaking out im freaking out, I collect my **** walk out side calling my buddy who lives up there. Turns out Im ****ing lost he doesnt know where I am, and im having to walk the streets with pants and one boot, now wanted for rape and dodging cop carscalling out street names and trucks I see. I spot a truck parked he knows and Im in the next town over 30 miles away
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fixed laughing1
 
blacksheep10 said:
lol, bones ought to have a barrel full of them, wyatt and JR as well (yes, wyatt, unattractive as he is, used to pull more ass than bones by far, and didn't get married until he was like 27 :flipgotcha:)
Bones, lots of women have surely shamefully scampered out of your domicile clutching their belongings over their faces
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They didnt want me for my looks, they wanted me for my huge cock. loller.gif
I've had some bad morning afters, thats about all I can say on that now that I'm married and all :flipoff1:

Kelly tell the story of being under the bed trying to fit in to jeans 10 sizes too small, or was that Mike?
 
I was in college and was dating a girl, nothing serious. I was at a party one night and hooked up with another girl and we spent the night together at a friends apartment. The next morning she is driving me back to the dorm where I lived and I see the girl I am dating driving down the street headed straight for us. In the passenger seat is one of my friends pointing at me with a big **** eating grin on his face. We managed to get back and I got out of the car and into the dorm without her getting back in time. My friend comes up and I asked him WTF was that all about. He said she came looking for me and cornered him about where I was. He spilled the beans about where I was and she made him ride with her to come find me. With friends like him, who needs friends!!!
 
InDaShop said:
They didnt want me for my looks, they wanted me for my huge cock. loller.gif
I've had some bad morning afters, thats about all I can say on that now that I'm married and all :flipoff1:

Kelly tell the story of being under the bed trying to fit in to jeans 10 sizes too small, or was that Mike?
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Yeah, I think its your salesman's skills and flash of cash that got them, not that thing you claim is big :flipoff1: Clint told me when you two wake up in the same bed in vegas and you were naked it wasn't big enough to show off :flipoff1:
 
Good friend of mines story ;)
Tailgating and drinking all day.
Walking around campus looking for a ticket for the Auburn Game.
A Mom & Daughter say they will give me a ticket if I come sit with them.
Good times, Good game, wind up at hooters smashed with them (they kept buying beer)
Head back to their place...the mom vanishes.....
Realize the chick is massive and her mom is trying to set me up.
Bail without saying a word.
Walk 5 miles back to the house in flip flops, getting beer cans thrown at me because my friend is too busy getting trim at my house.....Had Blisters and Kmart Feet when I awoke the next morning.

Second time in Tuscaloosa ever for the iron bowl. At a frat party with three of my friends hammered. Meet a hot looking brunette chick. Decide to leave with her (didnt tell my friends... whoops). Get into a random car with this chick. find out after having some fun in the back seat and wherever it was we stopped at that the driver was her brother. Oh chit moment... Brother decides he is going to drop me off in the middle of nowhere Tuscaloosa in full Auburn gear at 3am..... He asks me who I am staying with. I tell him about the crazy SOB I am visiting. He knows of the guy and in fear of an ass whooping from him he decides to take me back to the Frat Party.....Found out later the girl was 17 after she told me she was 19..... Good times.... MORAL OF THE STORY: ASK FOR an ID. :dblthumb:
 
All mine were at my place or theirs and very very few one nighters where I did not know who they were. I just hump a lot of chicks, but happen to know them and talk to them post fawking (usually)
 
blacksheep10 said:
Clint told me when you two wake up in the same bed in vegas and you were naked it wasn't big enough to show off :flipoff1:
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bawaahaaa, and that ****er thought he was playing a one armed bandit all night. :dunno:
 
InDaShop said:
bawaahaaa, and that ****er thought he was playing a one armed bandit all night. :dunno:
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he thought he was in a winning arm wrestling match, but then again he is pretty skinny.
As for walk of shame, its not so much about the walking as it is the shame (normally walking out of the house you just woke up in) BKF missed it by a bit, the walk comes after some ****in and waking up going wtf
 
Only a few have replied to this, what that means is all these rock bouncing hillbillys cant get any bitches. :cougar:
 
Got drunk at the homecoming dance in college and hooked up with one of my ex's friends. Damn friends didn't stop me from doing it either. :flipgotcha: Woke up in her apartment and had to piss but didn't want to wake her up. Got up and walked outside her apartment and pissed in the front yard then walked back to campus. Good thing it was just across the street, too bad she had left huge marks on my neck so I couldn't get away with saying nothing happened.
 
I could seriously tell about 50 ****ed up hooking up stories and most of my friends have heard them. Cough cough kelly. **** my woman sarah tells my friends the ****ed up **** ive done.
 
When I was in college we had two stairwells in our fraternity house. They both opened into common areas like the foyer or dining room. We had emergency exit doors in each stairwell that went outside, we called them shack doors. On more than one occasion people would not take their girl out the shack door, and it was usually during lunch where 30 or so guys were eating. **** was funny, everyone would stand up and yell, "take that **** out the shack door" or something worse. Needless to say the girls were mortified, but god it was funny.
 
jrhall said:
I regret no piece of ass.
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whoa whoa, who said anything about regret? I dont regret, all great memories, and I'm with JabNasty, I could tell some DUMBASS ****, but most needs to go to the grave with me.

I kept a blacklist, and a few years back found it. Talk about comedy. I mean sure, most I have their full name or knew them prior or post. But some are downright comedy. Cause I didnt know.

Off the top of my head.....
-The Comb
-Shark Bite
-The Donkey
-Dolla Pills
-Crypt Keeper and WidowMaker
-Shower Chick
-Derby Hooker (not a real hooker but she shoulda been)

I'd have to go find the list for the rest, but damn good memories at least of what I remembered.
I've bailed tons of buddies out and driven hungover as hell across town to get them out of some chicks dump they woke up in, and likewise them for me.
It just goes with the territory when you love sluts. flashemifyougotem
 

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