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The "Walk of Shame"

jabnasty said:
I could seriously tell about 50 ****ed up hooking up stories and most of my friends have heard them. Cough cough kelly. **** my woman sarah tells my friends the ****ed up **** ive done.

Can't wait to hang around the campfire with you guys again. Never a dull moment.
 
I got nothing either. I got married a month after I turned 18 so maybe thats why :****:
 
Whoa.

Cliff's notes:

Met two chicks last night at SBA party. Supposed to be a private party, not sure how they got in. They wanna take me home and they're hot. We leave midtown and go to rave in 3rd ward warehouse at 3:00 AM, not their house. Go through a maintenance closet to get to back rooms of warehouse. Crazy drugs, secs, and everyone in there is either eastern European or wasted out of their mind on coke and x. I gotta gtfo. Cant find door. Stumble into more rooms of craziness. Finally find the door. Im in the 3rd ward, by UH at 4:00 AM. Walk to midtown. Drive home at 5:30 (stupid idea).

Don't go home with people you dont know.
 
Met two chicks last night at SBA party. Supposed to be a private party, not sure how they got in. They wanna take me home and they're hot. We leave midtown and go to rave in 3rd ward warehouse at 3:00 AM, not their house. Go through a maintenance closet to get to back rooms of warehouse. Crazy drugs, secs, and everyone in there is either eastern European or wasted out of their mind on coke and x. I gotta gtfo. Cant find door. Stumble into more rooms of craziness. Finally find the door. Im in the 3rd ward, by UH at 4:00 AM. Walk to midtown. Drive home at 5:30 (stupid idea).

You should of pulled out the saran wrap and went to town.
 
B Gillespie said:
Whoa.

Cliff's notes:

Met two chicks last night at SBA party. Supposed to be a private party, not sure how they got in. They wanna take me home and they're hot. We leave midtown and go to rave in 3rd ward warehouse at 3:00 AM, not their house. Go through a maintenance closet to get to back rooms of warehouse. Crazy drugs, secs, and everyone in there is either eastern European or wasted out of their mind on coke and x. I gotta gtfo. Cant find door. Stumble into more rooms of craziness. Finally find the door. Im in the 3rd ward, by UH at 4:00 AM. Walk to midtown. Drive home at 5:30 (stupid idea).

Don't go home with people you dont know.
Forgot the camera again?
 
race_jeep said:
Forgot the camera again?

Lost it, and everything else I had except for wallet, truck key, and phone. Some if it was in the crazy girl's Jeep.
 
Juan_Hong_Loe said:
Please do tell story again! I think some will appreciate it!

Let me Correct MySelf. It has only been a year and half. Seems like it has been longer. Guess, I moved on :****:

-CharlieInTheTrees

BTW: Story in Sig.
 
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