Whats the craziest thing you found in a car

kmcminn · May 1, 2017

Speaking of shitty cars. When is the last time you seen a Chevrolet Corsica on the road?

muddinmetal · May 1, 2017

kmcminn said:
Speaking of shitty cars. When is the last time you seen a Chevrolet Corsica on the road?

We had a guy at work that had one with 350,000 miles he sold to a crackhead a few years back :****:

Eddyj · May 1, 2017

It was racing a z24 cavalier

44BRAND · May 1, 2017

Went to test drive a van one morning that had sat in our shop all night. About 2 blocks into the drive, a little kitten comes crawling out from under the driver seat, runs across my foot and up into the dash. thought it was a rat at first glance, almost **** myself and/ or wrecked the van. laughing1. We like to have never got the little bastard out from under the dash once I got back to the shop. Scratched me all to hell.
Another time I was going through a used car trade in, cause lots of time you find cool stuff, and found a trunk full of used needles!!! Don't know if previous owner was a druggie or a diabetic, don't care either. I slammed that trunk shut before quick. Told the manager; the detail :JRich:

can clean that one out.

Bebop · May 1, 2017

Used to work in as a tow truck driver...

Got called for an accident involving 2 cars. Brought them at the shop.
Then one of the owners walks in and asks to get his personal belongings back as the car was going to be totaled and scrapped by the insurance (pretty common). He walks in with a big ass bag and starts pulling dildos after dildos from the trunk. He was a door to door dildo sales guy... :rolf:

Casey · May 1, 2017

Hahaha. I have cried laughing at these comments. Eddy and mike'a comments. Hahah. He said his **** grew a toe nail. molaugh

I'm fukin dyin. Hahahahaa.

pholmann · May 1, 2017

Wonder if this is what 5bros junk looked like after that week with the sock? :rolf:

MoparMan · May 1, 2017

Ewww....wtf is that thing?

BUG-E J · May 1, 2017

pholmann said:
Wonder if this is what 5bros junk looked like after that week with the sock?

Man that's some rough ****. I can see him debating putting the beta tape in because there ain't enough lotion in the county to keep from hurting his hand.

uke:

pholmann · May 1, 2017

A hairless mole rat. Or Dooderino's penis with some toe nails.

Casey · May 1, 2017

pholmann said:
A hairless mole rat. Or Dooderino's penis with some toe nails.

Hahahaha.

94xjsport94 · May 1, 2017

Hahahahaha wooo! This thread is awesome. I've bought 9 Jeep's or so and always just found a bunch of trash in them. Nothing this cool... we found some wings from hooters that were several weeks old in Casey's truck as well as several things that made his back seats really sticky.

PM inbound to 5bros about the videos.

LandSpeeder · May 1, 2017

Not a vehicle, but yeah.

Dildo on the news

blacksheep10 · May 2, 2017

That donger was Holy **** amazingly big haha!

jeeptj99 · May 2, 2017

Bebop said:
Used to work in as a tow truck driver...

Got called for an accident involving 2 cars. Brought them at the shop.
Then one of the owners walks in and asks to get his personal belongings back as the car was going to be totaled and scrapped by the insurance (pretty common). He walks in with a big ass bag and starts pulling dildos after dildos from the trunk. He was a door to door dildo sales guy...

All I can picture right now is this dude's sales pitch as he knocks on the door and how fawkin awkward it must be to have that job.

P · May 2, 2017

5BrothersFabrication said:
Found THOUSANDS of porn DVDs under a sleeper bunk at a trucking company that I used to work for. Driver quit and just left everything. I jacked off in a sock so much that week my **** grew a toenail.

laughing1 epic enough to TTT

muddinmetal · May 2, 2017

jeeptj99 said:
All I can picture right now is this dude's sales pitch as he knocks on the door and how fawkin awkward it must be to have that job.

Do not feel bad for a door 2 door **** salesman. I bet my life you'd get more ***** than a vet's office. Imagine having a job where everyday you get an invite into at least one horny housewife's home and know it'll turn her on :woody:

jeeptj99 · May 2, 2017

muddinmetal said:
Do not feel bad for a door 2 door **** salesman. I bet my life you'd get more ***** than a vet's office. Imagine having a job where everyday you get an invite into at least one horny housewife's home and know it'll turn her on

true that. Maybe they need a demonstration on how to properly use it.

5BrothersFabrication · May 2, 2017

jeeptj99 said:
true that. Maybe they need a demonstration on how to properly use it.

Me and the ol lady went to a couples dildo party once, it was hot as fawk to see these chicks playing with em. The sales lady wasn't allowed to touch them in front of the men legally, it's considered solicitation in Tennessee.