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Where is EddyJ?

With all these carnival ride catastrophes in the news lately he has probably been hitting all the local walmarts for pallets of duct tape to "reinforce" everything.
 
Eddyj said:
I will have you know sir there is a sign that plainly states rims are not regulation size!
Balloons can pop, all the tags behind them say small anyways... you just paid $5 for a $1.50 toy it's simple math. Would you like to try again and trade up?
Bottles all weigh the same it's 90% how we stack them if they all fall or not.
Good day sir!
All jokes aside. Looking like Billy badass in front of my wife and kids as they walk around with a life size 5 dollar stuffed animal I paid 100 bucks for is worth every penny
 
It's a dieing industry...
Seems like everyone wants to focus on the negative.
We do countless foundraisers, free to fauster homes, give people who have no place in this world a job and purpose, light up a small town once a year however all you here about is the people who get hurt. I had 10,000 people on my equipment last week... not one injury. If you go to Facebook not one positive review. Just people bitching about lines or prices ( which you can usually get an armband to ride all night for less than a movie ticket. Let your kids experience something real out side and not a video game) rant over...
But I'm fourth generation, so I'll be here till the loan sharks come and take my last piece of equipment. :****:
 
Disclaimer: I dish out a lot on HL, even more to the poor souls, who are stuck in a group text with me. Nothing said in this thread was takin personal. Please feel free to poke, bash and do your best to try and humble me.

But when I get done working at the end of a 20 hour day, you know what I have to show for all my efforts?
I brought some happiness to some children i don't know and that will always beat spending a day in the office moving papers from one side of my desk to the other.
 
Eddyj said:
Disclaimer: I dish out a lot on HL, even more to the poor souls, who are stuck in a group text with me. Nothing said in this thread was takin personal. Please feel free to poke, bash and do your best to try and humble me.

But when I get done working at the end of a 20 hour day, you know what I have to show for all my efforts?
I brought some happiness to some children i don't know and that will always beat spending a day in the office moving papers from one side of my desk to the other.

Man, I don't know why, but that touched my heart a little...

It doesn't make up for the time you touched my other places in that "fun house" though. :flipper:
 
creepycrawly said:
Man, I don't know why, but that touched my heart a little...

It doesn't make up for the time you touched my other places in that "fun house" though. :flipper:
Hahahahahahahaha. Does that cost extra? Do you have a chick with 3 boobs? Are they lined up or is it like a tetras T?
 
Haha I just got 3 separate texts asking me if I was mad, brah?

You bunch of over sensitive pansies!! It takes way more than what you guys are dishing out to get me wount up. :gay:
 
Eddyj said:
Haha I just got 3 separate texts asking me if I was mad, brah?

You bunch of over sensitive pansies!! It takes way more than what you guys are dishing out to get me wount up. :gay:
I will tell you how ugly you are on the inside any time I need too. :butt:

I think there is actually an inspection thing the government does to keep yall straight. :dunno:
 
Eddyj said:
It's a dieing industry...
Seems like everyone wants to focus on the negative.
We do countless foundraisers, free to fauster homes, give people who have no place in this world a job and purpose, light up a small town once a year however all you here about is the people who get hurt. I had 10,000 people on my equipment last week... not one injury. If you go to Facebook not one positive review. Just people bitching about lines or prices ( which you can usually get an armband to ride all night for less than a movie ticket. Let your kids experience something real out side and not a video game) rant over...
But I'm fourth generation, so I'll be here till the loan sharks come and take my last piece of equipment. :****:


All kidding aside, this is awesome and do appreciate what services you provide no matter what the price. People will come and spend their hard earned money to ride the rides, win the prizes and eat the Fair food. Even though I no longer attend the local events, I could not imagine growing up without going to at least one per year with my family or friends. 4th generation says a lot for what your family has built over the years. Keep them funnel cakes a cooking and someday I will return. :dblthumb:




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