You know your back in Chattanooga when you see this.......

TacomaJD · Mar 27, 2014

So I'm at work, right? I had to pee so bad, so I made a frantic run (or hobble) from my office to the bathroom which is halfway across the plant from where my office is located. As I stand there urinating in solitude into a fancy, waterless urinal, surrounded by peace and quite other than the miniscule sounds of my pee splatter, I got a mild pee shiver. I shook off the pee shiver and felt like a brand new man, a brand new man with a now empty bladder, of course. All the urine has now evacuated my body so I begin to shake off the remaining pee dribbles (shook it more than twice, so that could possibly be considered playing with it), I see a booger on the wall straight ahead. I mean, a BOOGER! Can you believe it? I know I can't. This whole time, there was a booger...........it's almost unimaginable that someone would wipe a booger on the wall. Holy fawking balls, feels good to get that story off my chest. I've been bursting at the seams to share it.

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zukimaster · Mar 27, 2014

lowbudgetjunk said:
Find the Chattanooga Swastika

Hey JD, look at Slayer in the top right corner! lmao! you must have been there

TacomaJD · Mar 27, 2014

zukimaster said:
Hey JD, look at Slayer in the top right corner! lmao! you must have been there

Hey I wrote GWAR beside Slayer too! It must've gotten cleaned off.

Side note, since this thread contains very little other interesting info: GWAR's frontman died this past Sunday of suspected drug overdose. That's dissappointing....always thought those guys were real straight shooters. molaugh

http://ultimateclassicrock.com/gwar-death-drug-investigation/

mna0121 · Mar 27, 2014

This could turn into a post whore war :popcorn:

TheViking · Mar 27, 2014

mna0121 said:
This could turn into a post whore war

5BrothersFabrication · Mar 27, 2014

TheViking said:
Unlike some on here I dont take pictures in bathrooms and while I have been know to post, text, or email from the shitter but camera action is a no go. Oh I did bang a hot girl last night my wife who Mike saw Sunday night in Pigeon Forge when we had dinner.

Yes, but I didn't get any off of mine. I ended up sleepin' on the couch. No vag=no point in coming to bed in my book. :****:

TheViking · Mar 27, 2014

5BrothersFabrication said:
Yes, but I didn't get any off of mine. I ended up sleepin' on the couch. No vag=no point in coming to bed in my book. :****:

Sorry to hear that I got suckered tonight I cooked, cleaned, washed up the boy, and watched the TTC video with the boy tonight after working a full day for my two ladies to go shopping with my mil....