Dont be a ***** dont be a HATER! P rants

[6uldv8]

DAMN.....yall even included me! :'( I feel almost like a real wheeler! But if I was a real wheeler I'd be the point and shoot bug mashing kind instead of the slow ass crawling ***** kind that I really was!

 

[John Galbreath Jr.]

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John G is gay because all his rigs are purple. And he is a ***** because doesn't destroy his Rhino on a routine basis anymore.

Had to dig deep for that one

I just want a sticker on Timmies ....... "Grandes bolas "

 

[BamaTJ]

Muchado is gay because he still has not released the AMDF3. He is a ***** because he never picks one of us to when his rigged giveaways on PBB.
Brad is gay because he has a pink scout and he regulary enjoys shitting himself for pleasure. He is a ***** because he will not run at least one XRRA event just for the hell of it.

I am running out of targets, time to recycle.

Wyatt is gay because he wheels at a Ministry. He is a ***** because he is not coming to the Hardline MMORV Ride in May.
Bones is gay becaue he has phone sex with DV8. He is a ***** because he will not strap a proper keg to his back and ride that bitch down to Gray Rock like a man.

 

[BamaTJ]

Cole is gay because he sold his 650 HP Motor for a Big Block that lasted 2 rides. He is a ***** because he will not steal us all a set of Krawlers from his work

Timmie is gay because he does not charge for rides in his buggy. He is ***** because he broke a rotor button

 

[Bones]

He is a ***** because he will not strap a proper keg to his back and ride that bitch down to Gray Rock like a man.

5 gallons is 5 gallons Buckero! Damn I hope this turns out good, drinkable brew. So far it's looking mighty tasty. Was at 6% when I transfered it to the secondary fermentor.

 

[CheapJ7]

Matt O has come to life.... I'll bet he's standing up while typing...

But your right... I do have Pink Locks.. I did get naked in Front of a bunch of Doods... And I currently run a 44....
But at least i'm not in the WOW's

 

[braves10and22]

ooh ooh, can i go?

opossum is gay because he spends all day on [insert offroad forum] but won't take his wife wheeling. he's a ***** because he won't duct tape his axles on long enough to roll 'em on a trailer.

 

[under_psi]

ok...my turn....

nolen is gay because he needs a phone book to help him see out his 'car', and is a ***** for not beating his own $75k rig (read kate) :flipoff:

bigsilly is gay because his D300 output has been broken since september and is still not fixed it citing "deer camp" as his excuse

mattO (trevor, and the like) are gar b/c they spent tons of $ on 1 ton upgrades all the while wanting to be like me and have a buggy...

and yes, i am gay b/c i have not finished my 'car'...lol...and i am a ***** this week b/c i am not going to set the gears up myself.....

and hardline posters are GAY when they cross post tons of threads from teh pbb.....

YAY!!!! this threads are funny

 

[P]

Cross posting threads from PBB is just fine, it avoids posting on there which always turns into a gay thread like this one.


laughing

( although this thread has recovered quit nicely )

 

[P]

Matt O is gay cause his rig is color coordinated , He is a ***** because he looks like an elf

 

[under_psi]

oh yeah, p is gay for lettin' a retired bulldogger choke him out!!!!!






























j/k...dave, please dont come hurt me....so there, i guess i am a ***** b/c i dont want big dave to put a guillitine on me like Noguiera did on Silvia this weekend....

 

[BamaTJ]

Trevor is gay because he put one tons under his TJ early last year and has been wheeling ONCE since then. This is also the reason he is a *****.
David is gay because he bought a buggy he has to cut the roof off of to fit his big ass into. He is a *****, well ask Paul why he is a ***** ;D
Pat is gay because he could of sold his fleet of rigs years ago and bought a buggy. He is a ***** because he got a great price on a nice buggy.

 

[InDaShop]

MATT IS THE GAYEST, BESTEST CHAMP OUT THERE!!! AN HE REALLY BROUGHT THE FUNNAYYYYYYYY THIS TIME AROUND!


****, all caps, sorry, I'm not going to re-type

 

[P]

MATT IS THE GAYEST, BESTEST CHAMP OUT THERE!!! AN HE REALLY BROUGHT THE FUNNAYYYYYYYY THIS TIME AROUND!


****, all caps, sorry, I'm not going to re-type

dummass Your gay for swingin on Matt O's nutz

 

[BamaTJ]

If I were to swing on one's nuts it would be Captn Carl. I am sure his have more swing

 

[P]

If I were to swing on one's nuts it would be Captn Carl. I am sure his have more swing

I dont know, Dollar has mentioned that in his "advanced" age that he has found himself being able to actually "accidentally sit on his nutz"

I think Dollar and the Capt may have to do a stretch off to declare a victor

 

[under_psi]

p is gay for feeling E-threatened by the rock midget

 

[6uldv8]

 

[GStone]

I'll try to crawl stuff, but if that doesn't work I usually like a small dose of gas with that order. I'll be the first to say it's more exciting for the crowd and a little more nerve racking for the driver to just beat the piss out of it. I've been guilty of throttling out of lots of obstacles when required, so I don't feel bad in saying I don't think it requires much skill. (Well, for me anyway....mash pedal,hold on,and hope nothing lets go). Crawling I think does, plotting your next move and knowing what your rig will and won't do. I love to watch bugs being mashed and I like to mash some myself every now and then. Different strokes that's all it is. When I see people beating and beating on stuff there's nothing better than someone rolling up and idling up it, that to me is way more impressive than the throttle show. But to each his own.

 

[P]

I agree there is nothing better than seeing a rig wail on some ****, and either not make it or finally make it... just to watch someone else come behind them and walk it. I love it when that happens laughing