F-Day Thread...

InDaShop · Apr 7, 2008

MUCHADO said:
Highlight was watchin Kelly's tapes...

****in love watching Paola tapes. I just wish my wife did too. :popcorn:

Bones · Apr 7, 2008

InDaShop said:
****in love watching butt secs tapes. I just wish my wife did too.

:afro:

muchado · Apr 7, 2008

InDaShop said:
keep hittin it until you find a suitable replacement. No reason to go to the back up pitcher until she lights you crib on fire.

laughing1

that's funny

:woody:

but I'm not a total **** :flipoff1:

BamaTJ · Apr 7, 2008

Bones said:
I have no idea how some people that actually ride keep their junk so clean.....MattO how do you do it? I forsee a short powerwash at lunch and coem home to hand wash it and spend an hour or so detailing it. I am no stickler, but I just got the damn thing.

I have not used a pressure washer in years. I mix Super Clean and water in a huge bug sprayer then I spray the **** out of the undercarriage and wheels/tires with it. Then hit it all with the hose to get all the mud and dirt off. Then I hand wash it (I have a long reach soft bristle brush I use and it makes the process quick). Then take if for a spin to help drying, then it I had dry the rest to get the water spots off.

On the inside I will blow it out with the air house if it is dusty, or vacuum it if dried mud clumps are present. Wipe down the dash/cage with windex or degreaser. That is pretty much it. Usually takes me an hour start to finish.

My truck is hard to wash and dry before it starts spotting, I really need to wax it but I have not had time. I have the jeep down to a science at this point. The wifes car is all by hand and it sucks and takes forever. I hate washing her car, but it will be gone soon.

Bones · Apr 7, 2008

BamaTJ said:
I have not used a pressure washer in years. I mix Super Clean and water in a huge bug sprayer then I spray the **** out of the undercarriage and wheels/tires with it. Then hit it all with the hose to get all the mud and dirt off. Then I hand wash it (I have a long reach soft bristle brush I use and it makes the process quick). Then take if for a spin to help drying, then it I had dry the rest to get the water spots off.

On the inside I will blow it out with the air house if it is dusty, or vacuum it if dried mud clumps are present. Wipe down the dash/cage with windex or degreaser. That is pretty much it. Usually takes me an hour start to finish.

I will try some of these tips other than the interior ones :flipoff1:

I never wash my car let alone clean the interior.

I dry my bike with a leaf blower. speeds it up and gets it out of the small crevices.

BamaTJ · Apr 7, 2008

Yeah, I have used a leaf blower after really dusty Gray Rock trips before. That or compressed air both work well.

muchado · Apr 7, 2008

I walk around with the CO2 tank.. I even blow my metal shavings after grinding off the driveway this way. Our garage has so much stuff in it, gettin the air compressor and hose out sucks.

BamaTJ · Apr 7, 2008

MUCHADO said:
I walk around with the CO2 tank.. I even blow my metal shavings after grinding off the driveway this way. Our garage has so much stuff in it, gettin the air compressor and hose out sucks.

Can't hide money, CO2 is expensive.

muchado · Apr 7, 2008

BamaTJ said:
Can't hide money, CO2 is expensive.

shaddap Mr. fancy pants new house :flipoff1:

Can't hide FREEBIE on the CO2 :drinkers:

blacksheep10 · Apr 7, 2008

I just like the fact that one of the 'bama ****ers called a garden hose a "hose pipe" I laugh about that every time I see or hear it laughing1

Bones · Apr 7, 2008

blacksheep10 said:
I just like the fact that one of the 'bama ****ers called a garden hose a "hose pipe" I laugh about that every time I see or hear it laughing1

x2

BamaTJ · Apr 7, 2008

I am from bama and I had never heard of that **** till I met my wife. We love hose pipes up in this bitch

InDaShop · Apr 8, 2008

BamaTJ said:
I am from bama and I had never heard of that **** till I met my wife. We love hose pipes up in this bitch

Watersports?

Bones · Apr 8, 2008

InDaShop said:
Watersports?

Golden Showers???? That'll cost ya an extra hundy

6uldv8 · Apr 8, 2008

Fawk yall and your garden hose! :flipoff1:

muchado · Apr 8, 2008

6uldv8 said:
Fawk yall and your garden hose!

it's just HOSE!!! no need for a descriptive wordd in front or out back :flipoff1:

:indianajones:

6uldv8 · Apr 8, 2008

Garden Hose is the plural of Garden Hoe used for weeding your garden....a hosepipe is for drinking out of on a hot Summer day.....just make sure you wait for the burp of air between the hot water that's been sitting in the hosepipe and the cool water that's pushing it!

muchado · Apr 8, 2008

6uldv8 said:
Garden Hose is the plural of Garden Hoe used for weeding your garden....a hosepipe is for drinking out of on a hot Summer day.....just make sure you wait for the burp of air between the hot water that's been sitting in the hosepipe and the cool water that's pushing it!

yea ya don't want tha warm quaff water frum teh hoes pipe :flipoff1:

P · Apr 8, 2008

How about water hose... makes sense to me :dunno:

hose pipe is the silly'est **** in Bama... got damn it kills me everytime someone says it ! Its almost as common as "slap ass"

ie I got "slap ass" tore up last night

or That guy ran "slap ass" into that tree'' Or, Im "slap ass" tired laughing1