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patooyee
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YOUNG said:
I used to have an adult, male, white employee. He was a super hard-ass. Been to prison (not jail) a couple times, former crack addict, got in bar fights nearly every weekend, had been shot on two seperate occasions in his life, double sleeve tats, absolutely no fear in this guy. Hard-ass worker, too. He was a huge MJ fan and would literally fight you to the death if you talked **** about MJ. I always found his love for MJ odd considering the other aspects of his life.
TacomaJD
I LIKE CHEAP STUFF.....
Re: Re: Re: Jokes
He must've really been touched by Michael Jackson..........inappropriately.
patooyee said:
He must've really been touched by Michael Jackson..........inappropriately.
Crawl Works
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Ever seen a black guy wear F.U.B.U
Farmers.
Used to
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Farmers
Used to
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Us
Farmers.
Used to
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Farmers
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InDaShop
Dont Tread On Me
I didnt see either of the two turns this one takes at all!
http://profootballmock.com/iphone-text/intercepted-text-bill-belichicks-girlfriend-rex-ryans-wife/
http://profootballmock.com/iphone-text/intercepted-text-bill-belichicks-girlfriend-rex-ryans-wife/
TacomaJD
I LIKE CHEAP STUFF.....
Brock's mom walks into a bar.......... 
muddinmetal
Guntersville, AL
TacomaJD said:Brock's mom walks into a bar..........
What makes all these Brock's momma jokes so funny is that she actually is kinda hot :****:
TacomaJD
I LIKE CHEAP STUFF.....
Re: Re: Re: Jokes
She always comes over when it's dark and I'm drunk, I wouldn't even recognize her in the light...
muddinmetal said:
She always comes over when it's dark and I'm drunk, I wouldn't even recognize her in the light...
Flightstopper
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Grandpa is sitting on the porch and cracks open a beer. Grandson walks up and says let me have some. Grandpa says can your **** touch your asshole. Grandson says no. Grandpa says then you aint man enough to drink this beer
Next day grandpa gets a dip of snuff. Grandson says let me have some. Again grandpa says can your **** touch your asshole. Grandson says no and grandpa says you aint man enough for a dip.
Next day grandpa is smokin a joint. Grandson says let me hit it. Grandpa says can your **** touch your asshole. Grandson says no and grandpa says then you aint man enough.
Next day the grandson walks out eating cookies. Grandpa says let me have one. Grandson says can your **** touch your asshole. Grandpa says why yea it can. So grandson says good then go **** yourself cause grandma made these for me!!
Next day grandpa gets a dip of snuff. Grandson says let me have some. Again grandpa says can your **** touch your asshole. Grandson says no and grandpa says you aint man enough for a dip.
Next day grandpa is smokin a joint. Grandson says let me hit it. Grandpa says can your **** touch your asshole. Grandson says no and grandpa says then you aint man enough.
Next day the grandson walks out eating cookies. Grandpa says let me have one. Grandson says can your **** touch your asshole. Grandpa says why yea it can. So grandson says good then go **** yourself cause grandma made these for me!!
TacomaJD
I LIKE CHEAP STUFF.....
Re: Re: Re: Jokes
Ain't nobody more screwed than Brock's mom!
BUG-E J said:Your more screwed than Josh Dean in an ass kicking contest!
Ain't nobody more screwed than Brock's mom!
ibrokeit
Brock Higdon- Auburn, AL
Hey. Enough of all that.
5BrothersFabrication
Zzzzz....
I had a student tell a joke to his buddies and I happened to overhear-
What did Cinderella say when the got to the ball?
Aaaccch (gag noise)
I about pissed myself laughing. I said, "That's enough, there's a girl in here." Not 10 minutes later he told this one-
Why is there always a cock on the weather vane?
Because if it was a weather **** the wind would blow right through it!
What did Cinderella say when the got to the ball?
Aaaccch (gag noise)
I about pissed myself laughing. I said, "That's enough, there's a girl in here." Not 10 minutes later he told this one-
Why is there always a cock on the weather vane?
Because if it was a weather **** the wind would blow right through it!
ridered3
Not Rigless
5BrothersFabrication said:
What the devil you teaching them kids at high school!!!!
5BrothersFabrication
Zzzzz....
TV and these innerwebz! I would have wrote him up but I was holding my junk to keep from pissing myself from laughing!ridered3 said:
bee513
Well-Known Member
do you know why they name hurracaine's after women??
they come in wet and wild and they leave with your house and car....
they come in wet and wild and they leave with your house and car....
Ghost
iCrawl
Students in an advanced Biology class were taking their mid-term exam. The last question was, 'Name seven advantages of Mother's Milk.' The question was worth 70 points or none at all.
One student, in particular, was hard put to think of seven advantages However, he wrote:
1) It is perfect formula for the child.
2) It provides immunity against several diseases.
3) It is always the right temperature.
4) It is inexpensive.
5) It bonds the child to mother, and vice versa.
6) It is always available as needed.
And then the student was stuck. Finally, in desperation, just before the bell rang indicating the end of the test, he wrote:
7) It comes in two attractive containers and it's high enough off the ground where the cat can't get it.
He got an A.
One student, in particular, was hard put to think of seven advantages However, he wrote:
1) It is perfect formula for the child.
2) It provides immunity against several diseases.
3) It is always the right temperature.
4) It is inexpensive.
5) It bonds the child to mother, and vice versa.
6) It is always available as needed.
And then the student was stuck. Finally, in desperation, just before the bell rang indicating the end of the test, he wrote:
7) It comes in two attractive containers and it's high enough off the ground where the cat can't get it.
He got an A.
bee513
Well-Known Member
LOL thats pretty good i would of got suspended where i went to school. Cool to hear teacher have sense of humorGhost said:
InDaShop
Dont Tread On Me
Researchers for the Massachusetts Turnpike Authority found over 200 dead crows near greater Boston recently, and there was concern that they may have died from Avian Flu. A Bird Pathologist examined the remains of all the crows, and, to everyone's relief, confirmed the problem was definitely NOT Avian Flu. The cause of death appeared to be vehicular impacts.
However, during the detailed analysis it was noted that varying colors of paints appeared on the bird's beaks and nails. By analyzing these paint residues it was determined that 98% of the crows had been killed by impact with trucks, while only 2% were killed by an impact with a car.
MTA then hired an Ornithological Behaviorist to determine if there was a cause for the disproportionate percentages of truck kills versus car kills. He very quickly concluded the cause: When crows eat road kill, they always have a look-out crow in a nearby tree to warn of impending danger. They discovered that while all the lookout crows could shout "Caw", not a single one could shout "Truck."
However, during the detailed analysis it was noted that varying colors of paints appeared on the bird's beaks and nails. By analyzing these paint residues it was determined that 98% of the crows had been killed by impact with trucks, while only 2% were killed by an impact with a car.
MTA then hired an Ornithological Behaviorist to determine if there was a cause for the disproportionate percentages of truck kills versus car kills. He very quickly concluded the cause: When crows eat road kill, they always have a look-out crow in a nearby tree to warn of impending danger. They discovered that while all the lookout crows could shout "Caw", not a single one could shout "Truck."
