Re: Random Thoughts
Holy hell....Tellico jus reminded of this one time I went with a buddy that just had some eye surgery or something, oh man I laughed at this dudes ass the whole day. So we tell him we're goin' ridin and he's all gung ho like **** yea I still got 1 eye, i'll ****in ride, lets go!
So it's 5 of us that know the area pretty good, gonna go ride and just have a good day. We head up trail 6 right at the front of the entrance and we get towards the top where they have been working on a reroute / bridge.
This new section has like a step up ledge that ya pretty much gotta wheelie into(if you're on an ATV) then gas it to get over. Me and the other 3 get it after a try or two and then we're waiting on 1 eye willy to come up. So this ****ers only got 1 good eye today....we didn't really put 2 and 2 together to realize his depth perception might be a lil off. LOL
This ****er comes at this step up balls out apparently thinkin' its just a slight incline. I swear the front tire had to touch the ****in expansion pipe on the exhaust as it flipped him over the handle bars and he rolled down into creek. LMAO.
He was so ****in' pissed...wasn't hurt. I told him it all happened in slow motion and I could hear the theme song to that stupid sitcom GREATEST AMERICAN HERO playing as he went flying a good 30ft. HAHAHAHAHAA
He rode the rest of the day a soggy cranky bitch and everytime we'd stop to chill we'd all just reenact how he looked flyin' through air.