Ronda Rousey

5BrothersFabrication · Aug 9, 2015

muddinmetal said:
I love your tech, but you seem like such a self-righteous cock sucker sometimes :****:

Kinder, gentler y'all... :fish:

patooyee · Aug 9, 2015

muddinmetal said:
I love your tech, but you seem like such a self-righteous cock sucker sometimes :****:

If that's your stance then nothing I can say is going to help my case. RR vs. Scale-Squeezer. That's a PPV I would buy. Peace out.

Elliott · Aug 9, 2015

Everybody getting wound up for nothing. I was joking about the bat, seems no one can take a joke anymore

pholmann · Aug 9, 2015

Urry thangs gotta be so damn serious. :smoke: :drinkers:

and have a good time.

patooyee · Aug 9, 2015

Elliott said:
Everybody getting wound up for nothing. I was joking about the bat, seems no one can take a joke anymore

Its my fault, I'm sorry. I am being too serious. I admit that I can often do that. So here is my funny HL lesson of the day:

Championship female fighter that gives the penultimate symbol of her lifetime's achievement to children = bitch.

Men who talk **** about her from behind their computer screen = not bitches.

I keep misunderstanding HL logic and I am just trying to learn so that I can fit in and not seem like such a self-righteous cock sucker. Lesson learned. :spin:

Elliott · Aug 9, 2015

Hopeless cause on this one. I'm out. But first do a little reading on Rhonda, she is just trying to rehab the bad name she has gotten for herself, this just started leading in to this last fight. Anyone who keeps up with the ufc knows her antics

patooyee · Aug 9, 2015

I really do find this all funny. The fact that it took something like this for Scale-Squeezer to say what he truly thinks about me is funny. The hypocrisy is funny. The argument is funny. The fact that ya'll care so much about it is funny. How little it all ultimately means in the world is funny. I guess we just find different stuff funny. I really am sitting here laughing right now - 100% honestly. RR could honestly be the world's most hormonal bitch (I'm not saying she isn't) and it would be even funnier to me that what I am saying is still true and ya'll are taking it so seriously.

Elliot, I really am laughing right now. I see what you're thinking. You are thinking everything I am saying is meant in 100% seriousness. Its not. It's just 100% truth which makes it seem more serious than I intended. I honestly just don't know how to present it in a comedic way. Sometimes the truth is funnier than imagination to me.

This is why I should just stick to tech.

I sincerely apologize for making things too serious. Please keep going on about how ya'll are going to beat the **** out of RR with a bat. I find that fricking hilarious!

patooyee · Aug 9, 2015

JC, I'm making it worse. I'm trying to apologize and everything I am typing sounds sarcastic. LOL! I don't know how to do this!

This is how arguments with my wife go. I say something to get me in deep **** that is truthful but funny. Then I follow with an apology that is sincere but still funny. My apology doesn't seem sincere because I can't stop laughing. The more I laugh the angrier she gets. I keep saying stuff that is true but only makes it worse because it sounds sarcastic. Then we don't talk the rest of the day when the entire time I was just trying to make things better! And the fact that we didn't talk all day over such a stupid argument is even funnier to me! Its like the angrier she gets the more I hilarious it is to me!

lowbudgetjunk · Aug 9, 2015

patooyee said:
JC, I'm making it worse. I'm trying to apologize and everything I am typing sounds sarcastic. LOL! I don't know how to do this!

This is how arguments with my wife go. I say something to get me in deep **** that is truthful but funny. Then I follow with an apology that is sincere but still funny. My apology doesn't seem sincere because I can't stop laughing. The more I laugh the angrier she gets. I keep saying stuff that is true but only makes it worse because it sounds sarcastic. Then we don't talk the rest of the day when the entire time I was just trying to make things better! And the fact that we didn't talk all day over such a stupid argument is even funnier to me! Its like the angrier she gets the more I hilarious it is to me!

Its OK JJ. You are the Sheldon Cooper of offroading that likes the ladies. I usually laugh at what I think you are thinking.

I think I could take RR, but I wouldn't fight her straight up. I'd use some beaver tranquilizer and a nice glove filled with ether.

patooyee · Aug 10, 2015

lowbudgetjunk said:
Its OK JJ. You are the Sheldon Cooper of offroading

Haha, I feel like I am really missing out on culture since I cut the cable. I'm going to have to look up Sheldon Cooper now!

patooyee · Aug 10, 2015

Never seen an episode.

muddinmetal · Aug 10, 2015

patooyee said:
If that's your stance then nothing I can say is going to help my case. RR vs. Scale-Squeezer. That's a PPV I would buy. Peace out.

Don't think I wouldn't do it. People take ass whoppings and break bones for free all the time, I wouldn't think twice about doing it for $500k

patooyee said:
I really do find this all funny. The fact that it took something like this for Scale-Squeezer to say what he truly thinks about me is funny. The hypocrisy is funny.

Now dammit, I said sometimes & no hypocrisy here, I am aware of how my comments are structued & how they may be interpreted by some people, but I'm not half bad...

drkelly · Aug 10, 2015

I believe I have heard her say in an interview before that it helps her in a fight if she can hate her opponent.

I also would believe it if she purposely puts on a certain image to generate as much interest from the public as possible, which of course equals a bigger pay check for each of her fights. UFC is a short career, she needs to make the most money in the shortest possible amount of time. I would say her attitude is what has made her so popular and gotten her into the movies etc. If she was quiet and nice, I doubt it would have worked out the same way.

I know some guys say they don't think she is attractive. Really? Then post a picture of your wife/girlfriend.

5BrothersFabrication · Aug 10, 2015

drkelly said:
UFC is a short career

Robby Lawler, Frank Mir, Andre Arlovski, Vitor Belfort, Dan Henderson, Mirco Crocop, Nick Diaz...

I think what you meant to say was it can be short if you are terrible and quit like a puss.

jeeptj99 · Aug 10, 2015

her and tate have bad blood and beth c talked **** about her dad's suicide so I'd be pissed off and want to beat her ass too.

drkelly said:
I believe I have heard her say in an interview before that it helps her in a fight if she can hate her opponent.

I also would believe it if she purposely puts on a certain image to generate as much interest from the public as possible, which of course equals a bigger pay check for each of her fights. UFC is a short career, she needs to make the most money in the shortest possible amount of time. I would say her attitude is what has made her so popular and gotten her into the movies etc. If she was quiet and nice, I doubt it would have worked out the same way.

I know some guys say they don't think she is attractive. Really? Then post a picture of your wife/girlfriend.

THIS. How old is the oldest ufc fighter? early 40's probably? she's 28 so she has 15 years left tops. It's like McGreggor and Aldo I didn't give two shits about that fight until McGreggor started running his mouth and seriously ****ing with Aldo.

jeeptj99 · Aug 10, 2015

5BrothersFabrication said:
Robby Lawler, Frank Mir, Andre Arlovski, Vitor Belfort, Dan Henderson, Mirco Crocop, Nick Diaz...

I think what you meant to say was it can be short if you are terrible and quit like a puss.

But at a certain age being old takes effect. like Chuck Liddell. Badest man alive during his prime. Got knocked out a couple times and it gets to where he cant take a punch like he used to. Still my favorite all time fighter though.

Elliott · Aug 10, 2015

She did not say one thing about her dad, Rhonda said she was going to make Beth see Jesus, Beth said she hoped Rhonda didn't go home and kill herself after the ass whoopin she was going to give her. She stated multiple times she didn't know anything about her dad's suicide. This was overblown to try and make Rhonda seem more personable, simple little marketing plot, nothing more. The ufc is having trouble marketing her because of her persona and they don't have anyone that can even come close to being able to deal with her in the ring. That is not a good situation to have when your trying to sell tickets.

98TJ · Aug 10, 2015

Elliott said:
We went to the Nashville fight last night, and I tell you what Glover and OSP are both stand up guys, both came across as the nicest fighters ever. As soon as OSP woke up he went straight over to Glover and congratulated him. I became fans of theirs instantly.

Yep, both are real professionals who represent MMA very well.

pholmann · Aug 12, 2015

Bitch is running that suck yet again. She cant honestly believe she can beat anyone on the planet. If so she is dumber than I thought. I would love to see her try to last a minute against someone like Jon Jones or Anderson Silva. No way she would make it 30 seconds against someone like that. She has to just be running her mouth like Chael Sonnen always did. He did it for ratings.

Ronda Rousey Says She Would Beat Floyd Mayweather in a "Ruleless Fight"

http://www.msn.com/en-us/sports/mma/ronda-rousey-says-she-would-beat-floyd-mayweather-in-a-ruleless-fight/ar-BBlDh1C?ocid=ansComplex11

5BrothersFabrication · Aug 12, 2015

pholmann said:
Bitch is running that suck yet again. She cant honestly believe she can beat anyone on the planet. If so she is dumber than I thought. I would love to see her try to last a minute against someone like Jon Jones or Anderson Silva. No way she would make it 30 seconds against someone like that. She has to just be running her mouth like Chael Sonnen always did. He did it for ratings.

Ronda Rousey Says She Would Beat Floyd Mayweather in a "Ruleless Fight"

http://www.msn.com/en-us/sports/mma/ronda-rousey-says-she-would-beat-floyd-mayweather-in-a-ruleless-fight/ar-BBlDh1C?ocid=ansComplex11

Chael was also the first one to rock Silva, showed the world he is not invincible.