funny sayings??

tommy450r · Dec 7, 2011

Whats some of yalls funny sayings???

I'd rather tea bag a bear trap
More messed up than a fat mans flip flop

Seen this on another board figured I post one here

CSMITH · Dec 7, 2011

ain't that a kick in tha **** !

doctordick · Dec 7, 2011

He's so dumb, if he was a hummingbird he'd take a mule's ass for a honeysuckle.

braggf150 · Dec 7, 2011

Wrong as two boys ****ing. Useless as a **** on the pope.

COLT · Dec 7, 2011

You look like two monkeys ****ing a football bat

If i gave you two ball bearings and a padded room you'd break one and lose the other one

And my favorite from a movie.......hey old man....go inside and tell that bitch to make us some blueberry pancakes.

wontwork · Dec 7, 2011

You know what one lesbian said to the other? You da man.

braggf150 · Dec 7, 2011

U could **** up a wet dream. Busy as a set of jumper cables at a :afro: funeral. My luck so bad if it was raining ***** out side id get the one with a **** broke off in it. U couldn't spell **** with a mouth full of it. Im as full as a tick on a free bleeding hound.

Mahan · Dec 7, 2011

Hotter than a fresh ****ed fox in a forest fire.... hotter than a blissterd ***** in a pepper patch.... im serious as **** cancer. :woot:

Rescue1 · Dec 7, 2011

You would have rather **** in yo momma's best frying pan!

tommy450r · Dec 7, 2011

I'd rather get a bj from a rattle snake

monkey54 · Dec 7, 2011

worthless as tits on a boar hog

John Galbreath Jr. · Dec 7, 2011

Gay as cum on a mustache.

Rescue1 · Dec 7, 2011

TITTES AND BEER!

John Galbreath Jr. · Dec 7, 2011

Fuked up as a ninjas checkbook.

ETO · Dec 7, 2011

So damn ugly make a freight train take a dirt road.

So damn ugly it knock a buzzard off a **** waggon

Dumb as a box of rocks

Busy as a one legged man in a ass kicking contest

More nervous than a whore in church on sunday

Thats more ****ed up than a football bat or a hockey ball racket.