funny sayings??

[kmcminn]

They stick out like a duck in a chicken house


Hotter than a 4 balled cat ( use when talking about how mad someone is)


SICK ... SUPER SICK

 

[Bama zuk]

When someone ask if your being serious tell them:
I wouldn't **** you,your my favorite turd

 

[blacksheep10]

If she had as many dicks stickin out of her as she's had stuck in her she'd look like a porcupine

 

[blownyota]

that sumbitch is as worthless as two flies ****in on a donut roll.... you better pull your head out of your ass before you fart and blow your GD brains out.... I'd rather eat **** and chase rabbits than be ****ed with you....everybody dont know how to hook the sumbitch up, thats why its ****ed up(TRAILER LIGHT CONNECTOR)..... Lettin a man drive your tractor is like lettin him **** your old lady, **** him thats my ****.....(on taxes)you gotta pay them motherfuckers(the govt) to make a livin....when you got a **** like this they can't stay mad at you for long....JACKIE RAWLS(MY DAD)

 

[Mahan]

happier than a sissy with a bag full of dicks.

 

[yellow2.5yj]

Damn that bitch done lost the sun

 

[CSMITH]

you're dumber than a dog named ****!

 

[RCMafia79]

Life is like a **** sandwich. the more bread you have, the less **** you taste.

 

[Dillehay]

happier than a two petered puppy

you're ****ed up whorse that a :afro: checkbook

you hold the tail I'm ****ing this cow

Countrier than pond water

Mad as a wet hen

slicker than snot on a door knob

It's hotter than balls up in here

and one I saw on Pirate "gimme some *****, I know you got some on you!"

 

[DUNCAN74]

That bitch is HOTTER THAN BICYCLE BRAKES

 

[doctordick]

HORNIER THAN A TWO-PECKERED BILLY GOAT

 

[BIGKEN]

you gotta be smarter than what your ****ing with... she could bring a tear to a glass eye...

 

[grcthird]

Fawked up like a :afro: s checkbook, first time I heard that was in Texas over 10 years ago. Been using it ever since. ;D

If you fawk her you'll end up with something that a can of Raid and a wire brush won't get rid of.

There ain't no amount of ugly that a light switch won't fix.

Boy, I should have rolled off your mama and shot your little ass out of the window! I actually heard a guy I work with say this to his son.

Colder than Eskimo ***** in January.

Jumping up and down like a Puerto Rican shortstop.

Harder than Chinese algebra.

Did your mother have any other children that lived?

 

[yotakrawler]

Finer than hair on a frogs ass

 

[CheapJ7]

Don't let your Meatloaf...

 

[kmcminn]

You want to get some pizza and ****? When she says no you say. What you dont like pizza!

 

[kennyWayne]

higher than garaffe ***** ;D sure thats spelled wrong o well

 

[smurfy90]

girl are them space pants? cuz your ass out of this world!

you spend 9months tring to get out of the ***** and the rest of your life tring to get back in it!

 

[Do Work 93YJ]

Hotter than two rats ****ing in a wool sock.
Everything past the windshield is cosmedic.
Why don't you wish in one hand and **** in the other and see which fills up first.
Excuses are like assholes everyone has one and they all stink.

 

[98sierra]

Engage yourself in egoistic carnal knowledge


He wouldn't know his anal cavity from blunt terrestrial erosion