funny sayings??

John Galbreath Jr. · Dec 10, 2011

Draco said:
That's my luck right there... :****:

You a queer magnet? :flipoff1:

Draco · Dec 10, 2011

John Galbreath Jr. said:
You a queer magnet?

Not what I had in mind when I posted that... :flipgotcha:

laughing1

ridgrunner · Dec 10, 2011

I'd slap you but **** splatters

like trying to shoot pool with a rope

Do Work 93YJ · Dec 10, 2011

Look at the turd cutter on that girl.

Sent from my iPhone using my right hand.

zukimaster · Dec 10, 2011

She got the kind of legs i like! feet on one end, and ***** on the other :cougar:

hotshot · Dec 10, 2011

yotakrawler said:
sweatin like a fat girl writing her first love letter

LMFAO

Scott T. · Dec 10, 2011

Look at the shitter on that critter...

kid rok · Dec 10, 2011

Not to much upstairs, but from the neck down it's all Disney Land

Colder than a witches brass titie

doctordick · Dec 10, 2011

She's a BUTTERHEAD, everything looks good but her head. :cougar:

grcthird · Dec 10, 2011

kid rok said:
Oh you're from Georgia......(dumb ass)

FIFY

454tbacon · Dec 10, 2011

Talk about bad luck,you could fall into a barrel of pussies and come out sucking a ****.

throttlejunkie · Dec 10, 2011

Your luckier than a queer in a peter patch
You'd rather shave a lions ass in a phone booth

throttlejunkie · Dec 10, 2011

Runs like a raped ape in a briar patch on cocaine. Sexier than socks on a rooster. Thats a dadgum naked nightmare.

Davisgsxr06 · Dec 10, 2011

Bowed up like a :afro: trying to take a ****! Got a turd in a headlock! Tighter than tick *****!!

twiztedzuki · Dec 11, 2011

your luck is so bad, if you turned queer, you'd get lockjaw before you could suck your first ****!

xjcrawler · Dec 11, 2011

Sweating like a ninja :afro: trying to read.

****ed up as a rattle snake in a lawnmower.

Want in one hand and **** in the other, see which fills up first.

Raining like a cow pissin on a flat rock.

Dillehay · Dec 12, 2011

crazier than a ****-house rat

shaking like a dog shitting a peach seed

I'm so broke I'd have to fart in my pocket to have a cent (scent)

The best part of you ran down your mommas leg