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yankster
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My **** was so hard a cat couldn't scratch it.
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doctordick
Classic American Iron, son.
Stiffer'n a preacher's prick in a calf's ass
Stiffer'n a weddin' ****
Stiffer'n a weddin' ****
Rescue1
When in doubt, the skinny pedal is on the right
Like a fat kid likes cake!
tommy450r
Well-Known Member
Yo momma should have swallowed
Sticks out like a boner in sweat pants
Sticks out like a boner in sweat pants
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wontwork
Guest
Sweatin like a one legged ****** in an ass kickin contest.
Sweating like a raped ape. Tighter than a ticks Ass . Best thing since sliced bread. Handy as a side pocket on a bathing suit. Out like a fat kid in dodge ball. Does a fat bobby fart. Does a hobby horse have a wooden ****. You trying that hill would be like a piss ant crawling up an elephants Ass with rape on its mind
Couldn't pull a greased string out of dead squirrels Ass on a down hill pull. U so dumb if you fell in a bucket of tittie you'd come out sucking your thumb. Im gonna do all the cussing and most the whistling and you gonna set there and listen. She could suck a golf ball through a garden hose. She could **** the chrome off a trailer ball. Im ****ing this snake you just hold its head and watch for the game warden
natedawgxj
Crawldad
**** stick
ridered3
Not Rigless
I hope a puffer fish swims up your ass and spontaneously inflates.
cash talks
Well-Known Member
The way I see it you have 3 holes and 2 hands. You better cover up the 2 you dont want me in.
All women are bitches and hoes except for mom, but she probably used to be.
No matter how hot, beautiful and perfect she seems, theres probably a guy somewhere thats tired of putting up with her ****.
All women are bitches and hoes except for mom, but she probably used to be.
No matter how hot, beautiful and perfect she seems, theres probably a guy somewhere thats tired of putting up with her ****.
blacksheep10
XBJRA champ/ 555 and team Nasty codriver
When it comes to sex the only thing he'll turn down is a fat boy, and that's face down
Lots of other awesome ones, no time to type
dryer than a popcorn fart
Lots of other awesome ones, no time to type
dryer than a popcorn fart
zukiscott
"MOST WILDEST"
ASS SPEAK if MOUTH WONT
Her ass has wore the floorboards clean down to the cracks.......
.......she,s been on more floors than goddamn johnsons wax.
Her ass has wore the floorboards clean down to the cracks.......
.......she,s been on more floors than goddamn johnsons wax.
5BrothersFabrication
Zzzzz....
My old boss's favorite: "Boy, you aint got the damn common sense God give an animal cracker." Lit me up every time.
doctordick
Classic American Iron, son.
One from my grampa: "You're a good boy, but you **** too close to the house"
TBItoy
Well-Known Member
Does a brown bear **** in the green woods?
Do fish **** in water?
Do fish **** in water?
zukimaster
Hold my beer and watch this!
I hope it snows so deep that we got to **** in a shotgun and shot it out the chimmney
Ghost
iCrawl
Like a dog with his tail cut… won't be long now.
