funny sayings??

[crawler 129]

He's so crooked I bet he had to screw his socks on.

 

[CHASMAN9]

Michael Jackson was seen in Walmart, there was a sale going on. "Little boys pants, half off"

 

[dwa2469]

Skinny girls are like hugging a bag of coat hangars!!

 

[Dznuts]

What?
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They both like getting laid on little white crackers

 

[Dznuts]

Sorry I work nights

 

[Dznuts]

Michael Jackson was seen in Walmart, there was a sale going on. "Little boys pants, half off"

Pants off dance off

 

[Dznuts]

Pants off dance off

If brains were gas you wouldn't have enough to power a piss ants motorcycle half way round a bb

 

[Dznuts]

If brains were gas you wouldn't have enough to power a piss ants motorcycle half way round a bb

And ...boy you ain't got the good sense god gave a goose to fly backwards

 

[Dznuts]

I might have rode the short bus to school but I dominated the special Olympics!!!