funny sayings??

wingsnhammers · Jan 18, 2013

We were drunker than who-****-in-the-floor.
She's so crosseyed she could stand on the front porch and count chickens in the back yard.
Busier than a 3 legged dog trying to bury a turd on a frozen pond.
Now you're just picking fly **** from pepper.
He don't care. He'd **** anything 8 to 80, blind, deaf, or crazy. If she can't walk, he'll carry her.
I wouldn't give two shits and a hot-damn for that.

85buggy · Jan 18, 2013

DRT Dead right there
Your a pretty good boy.....there's just no de
Demand for boys

mtnride · Jan 18, 2013

Dry as cracker juice.

5BrothersFabrication · Jan 18, 2013

You can tell alot about a woman, if she brings the banana to her mouth or her mouth to the banana.

muslcr71 · Jan 19, 2013

u hangin in there like a hair in a biscuit......

Rescue1 · Jan 20, 2013

wingsnhammers said:
He don't care. He'd **** anything 8 to 80, blind, deaf, or crazy. If she can't walk, he'll carry her.

He want turn nothing down, except little :afro: boys and he turns them face down.

MoparMan · Jan 20, 2013

fordcontraption01 said:
Speed kills buy a chevy and live forever

^ That's funny right there I don't care who you are.

True story: Ford put 6.4's and 6.0's in ambulances, people died

yozuki · Jan 20, 2013

If brains was money and steam boats cost a nickel you couldn't buy the echo off the ****ing whistle " YOUR A DUMB ADS"

Dempsey71 · Jan 21, 2013

If dumbass's could fly bryant-denny stadium would be an airport Go VOLS!

John Galbreath Jr. · Jan 21, 2013

Frank Layden , Utah Jazz president, on a former player:

"I asked him, 'Son, what is it with you? Is it ignorance or apathy?'

He said, 'Coach, I don't know and I don't care.'"