funny sayings??

[electrican]

She's so ugly that the dog closes his eyes when he humps her leg
Finer than a frog hair in a biscuit.

 

[kwoods71]

You work like two old people F!ck, slow and not very often!

 

[TacomaJD]

im madder than a 1 legged waitress at the I Hop !

Had several friends tell me they were gonna get me an application to Ihop since I lost my leg lol funny stuff.

 

[TacomaJD]

Your first mistake is assuming that I give a ****...

 

[TacomaJD]

If I had a pocket full of ****s, I wouldn't even think about giving you one.

 

[ETO]

Excuse me I must owe you an apology. Cause apparently i must have said something that makes you think i give a ****.

 

[sappmann]

Dont blow smoke up my azz it will F up the autopsy

 

[muslcr71]

Im like a fat girls belly button.....im in!
Im like skinny girl's belly button...I'm outtie here!

 

[natedawgxj]

I'd piss on a spark plug if I thought it would do any good!

 

[zukiscott]

"Good **** ain,t CHEAP,and cheap **** ain,t GOOD"

;D

 

[TacomaJD]

If you are what you eat, then I'm a cheap easy *****.....

 

[84turbotoy]

Bump Higher than astronaut *****! Remark made by my dad about AR prices.

 

[crawl18]

Re: Re: funny sayings??

She'll flex like a boneless Hooker on muscle relaxers.

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[halcat]

Cheer up things could be worse, so I cheered up, shore nuff, things got worse !

 

[85buggy]

My wife's a school .... They say we can't put in what God left out

 

[85buggy]

My fav ... It ain't mine you don't have to like it if I don't want to.
Makes no sense I no

 

[85buggy]

When my wife gets mad ...she's 3 kinds of sideways

 

[Worros]

Boy she's finer than a frog hair split 4 ways
coldern a witches titty in a brass bra doin pushups in a snow storm
If your pussys so good heres a spoon, eat it yourself. -- actually had a good friend of mine tell this ol cougar at the bar that one night.. I about died laughing and spilled my damn beer

 

[bigfrd8]

It wouldnt pull a sick prostitute off a toilet seat.

 

[85buggy]

Is s frogs ass water tight.
Is a pigs butt pork.
It ain't tight baby ... Just full !!