funny sayings??

cpapasan · Feb 13, 2013

That's older than my grandpa's buckskin rubber ! It's almost as old as my granny's coonskin tampon !

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John Galbreath Jr. · Feb 14, 2013

Obullfish said:
I know this and admit that some $ was burning a hole in my pocket and did not have time to do the install myself.

TURNEROFFROAD · Feb 14, 2013

JohnG said:

That's pretty funny JG

85buggy · Feb 14, 2013

If cat tasted like chicken .... We could eat pissy anytime !!!

TacomaJD · Feb 14, 2013

It's the fastest who get paid.... and it's the fastest who get laid - Reece Bobby

THE GUYrock · Feb 14, 2013

Re: Re: funny sayings??

Smells worse than a cat rolled in **** tossed on a burning tire fire.

Sent from my garage

crash101 · Feb 15, 2013

A guy at a bar told me once, "Dont tap that its like throwing a hotdog down a hallway!"

twango · Feb 15, 2013

Re: Re: Re: funny sayings??

crash101 said:
A guy at a bar told me once, "Dont tap that its like throwing a hotdog down a hallway!"

You should have replied " I bet that thing looks like a cow patty run through by a wagon wheel"

yozuki · Feb 16, 2013

I bet that thing is so big you would have to run it up one side and drag it down the other..

5BrothersFabrication · Feb 18, 2013

My **** don't hit the bottom, but I'll **** them sides up!

scubajeeper · Feb 18, 2013

hotter than a settin hen in a wool bag

zjtrey · Feb 18, 2013

its hotter than two mice ****in in a wool sock!

infamous1 · Feb 18, 2013

Re: Re: funny sayings??

he's so crosseyed he can watch a snake with one eye and hunt for a stick to kill it with the other

im as messed up as a one winged dirt dobber

that gal is tougher than woodpecker lips!!!

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June dog · Feb 20, 2013

Just like a sore ****....... You can't beat it

85buggy · Feb 21, 2013

her ass looks like 2 puppies fightn n a sack

Dznuts · Sep 16, 2020

Never trust a man that wipes his ass left handed

Dznuts · Sep 16, 2020

How does a blind man know when his ass is clean?

Dznuts · Sep 16, 2020

What do Michael jackson and caviar have in common

muddinmetal · Sep 16, 2020

Dznuts said:
What do Michael jackson and caviar have in common

What?

ridered3 · Sep 16, 2020

muddinmetal said:
What?

See Joke of the Day thread.

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