I got a question!

[Juan_Hong_Loe]

Thought I'd ask the experts! Who would win in a fight between Jason Bourne and Chuck Norris?

 

[kid rok]

Chuck Norris > Jason Bourne

 

[blacksheep10]

real life or pretent ****. chuck norris in what movie? we know what movie you mean with bourne.
upon reevaluation of my questions, I digress and concurr with brad

 

[under_psi]

just remember,

Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.


Bourne can't fawk with that!!!

 

[3 tons o fun]

Yeah and dont forget that, Chuck Norris broke the land speed record on a bicycle. That was missing it schain and had no back tire.

 

[bigsilly]

Chuck Norris counted to infinity, twice!

 

[bigsilly]

Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.

 

[bigsilly]

Chuck Norris' hand is the only hand that can beat a royal flush.

 

[bigsilly]

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

 

[bigsilly]

When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he is pushing the earth down.

 

[InDaShop]

Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.

 

[bigsilly]

Count from one to ten, that is how long it would take for Chuck Norris to kill you, 47 times.

 

[braves10and22]

my vote is on this man ^^^

 

[InDaShop]

Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his father did.

 

[InDaShop]

Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.

 

[wngrog]

Bourne would hand him his ass.

 

[InDaShop]

There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue.

 

[wngrog]

This is the funniest thread in a long time!

 

[InDaShop]

Bourne would hand him his ass.

Hows America's cheap labor pool doing down there? You got a senorita~ making you margarita's?

 

[InDaShop]

When Chuck Norris donates blood, he passes on the needle and asks for a hand gun and bucket