I got a question!

[bigsilly]

Give a man a fish, and you will feed him for a day. Give a man anything that is better than a fish, and Chuck Norris will beat his ass and take it.

 

[bigsilly]

Guantuanamo Bay, Cuba, is the military code-word for "Chuck Norris' basement".

 

[bigsilly]

Ozzy Osbourne bites the heads off of bats. Chuck Norris bites the heads off of Siberian Tigers.

 

[bigsilly]

Chuck Norris was once on Jeopardy. This show is notable in that it was the first occasion in Jeopardy history that Alex Trebek had appeared without a mustache. And a head.

 

[bigsilly]

There are two types of people in the world... people that suck, and Chuck Norris.

 

[3 tons o fun]

Chuck Norris sent Jesus a birthday card on December 25th and it wasn't Jesus' birthday. Jesus was to scared to correct Chuck Norris and to this day December 25th is known as Jesus' birthday.

 

[3 tons o fun]

Ok , This is my last one.
In fine print on the very last page of The Guiness Book of World Records, it says that all records are held by Chuck Norris. The ones listed in the book are those one who merely got the closest.

How 'bout this. Whos more badass? Sara Conner or Mallory Knox?

 

[race_jeep]

http://www.boreme.com/boreme/funny-2006/chuck-norris-interview-p1.php

 

[blacksheep10]

http://www.boreme.com/boreme/funny-2006/chuck-norris-interview-p1.php

holy ****, right below that vid was this pic
http://www.boreme.com/boreme/funny-2006/pamela-david-p1.php
those are some big ass teetays

 

[bigsilly]

holy ****, right below that vid was this pic
http://www.boreme.com/boreme/funny-2006/pamela-david-p1.php
those are some big ass teetays

I wondered who else would click that link

 

[under_psi]

35% and then some...

http://sexypameladavid.blogspot.com/

 

[blacksheep10]

35% and then some...

http://sexypameladavid.blogspot.com/

NOICE

 

[s10me]

is that a cable talk show

 

[wngrog]

35% and then some...

http://sexypameladavid.blogspot.com/

Those are HUGE!! Fine and dandy while she is in her 20's but after that, those things are gonna be nasty

Those things look like a set of 44" Super Swampers!!

 

[bigsilly]

Chuck Norris's version of a "chocolate milkshake" is a raw porterhouse wrapped around ten Hershey bars, and doused in diesel fuel.

 

[bigsilly]

Chuck Norris uses 8'x10' sheets of plywood as toilet paper.