I got a question!

[under_psi]

Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.

 

[under_psi]

Chuck Norris does not "style" his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror.

 

[under_psi]

There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up

 

[under_psi]

Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.

 

[under_psi]

Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.

 

[under_psi]

Chuck Norris wears a live rattlesnake as a condom

 

[under_psi]

In a fight between Batman and Darth Vader, the winner would be Chuck Norris.

 

[under_psi]

70% of a human's weight is water. 70% of Chuck Norris' weight is his ****.

 

[3 tons o fun]

Chuck Norris' tears can cure cancer.To bad he has never cried.

 

[3 tons o fun]

The grass is always greener on the other side. Unless Chuck Norris has been there ,then it usually covered in blood and tears.

 

[CheapJ7]

Someone's padding their posts :

 

[wngrog]

Honestly, where do these come from? This is the first time I have read this stuff......usually new experiences at 40 yrs old are bad.....

 

[InDaShop]

Honestly, where do these come from? This is the first time I have read this stuff......usually new experiences at 40 yrs old are bad.....

Yeah you could break a hip or worse.....................

 

[BamaTJ]

Man, Nolen you are a few years late. There are sites devoted to the chuck norris movement!

 

[bigsilly]

.usually new experiences at 40 yrs old are bad.....

And now you have 2 new experiences in less than a week.... :flipper:

 

[bigsilly]

Chuck Norris puts his pants on one leg at a time, just like the rest of us. The only difference is, then he kills people.

 

[bigsilly]

The original title for Alien vs. Predator was Alien and Predator vs Chuck Norris. The film was cancelled shortly after going into preproduction. No one would pay nine dollars to see a movie fourteen seconds long.

 

[bigsilly]

Chuck Norris once shat blood - the blood of 11,940 natives he had killed and eaten.

 

[bigsilly]

Kryptonite has been found to contain trace elements of Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks to the face. This is why it is so deadly to Superman.

 

[bigsilly]

Coroners refer to dead people as "ABC's". Already Been Chucked.