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Chuck Norris once shot a German plane down with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"
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Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked a horse in the face, now we call it a giraffe.
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Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light on. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark,but because the dark is afraid of chuck norris
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The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed misserably.
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The most effective form of suicide known to man is to type "Chuck Norris" into Google and hit "I'm Feeling Lucky!".
TRY IT! Its pretty funny!
TRY IT! Its pretty funny!
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While Chuck Norris was on holiday in Spain, he ate some bad paella causing him to take the largest **** known to man. That **** is now France
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Chuck Norris broke his own leg, purely for the sake of winning the special olympics.
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This one really cracks me up.
Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
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Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked Bruce Lee, breaking him in half. The result was Jet Li and Jackie Chan.
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The only child ever to survive a roundhouse kick by Chuck Norris was Gary Coleman. He has not grown since.
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Chuck Norris does not wear a watch, he decides what time it is.
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Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make him drink.
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Chuck Norris does not get frost bite. Chuck Norris bites frost.
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When Chuck Norris wants an egg, he cracks open a chicken.
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Chuck Norris can jumpstart a car with jumper cables attached to his nipples.
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Chuck Norris needs a monkeywrench and a blowtorch to masturbate.
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The best part of waking up, is not Folgers in your cup, but knowing that Chuck Norris didn't kill you in your sleep.
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Chuck Norris once skewered a man with the Eiffel tower.
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Chuck Norris once created a flamethrower by urinating into a lighter.
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Some reason this one got me.bigsilly said:When Chuck Norris wants an egg, he cracks open a chicken.
