Master of your domain?

LightBnDr · Jul 7, 2017

So I asked some old timers that I work with and the only term they have heard was kid killin.

Yeah my dad was a Seinfeld fan, I'm 37. Just wasn't my generation. I was busy riding my bike in the woods

Still cracks me up that I thought it was a reference to takin a dump

Eddyj · Jul 7, 2017

You ever.... while riding a bike in the woods?

dwa2469 · Jul 7, 2017

No but rode my bike to the woods a lot to meet flashemifyougotem

lowbudgetjunk · Jul 7, 2017

Re: Re: Master of your domain?

5BrothersFabrication said:
Every day, sometimes twice. Once right after work in case she says yes, once at bedtime when she says no. 99% of the bedtime one she volunteers some tits or a bare ass to speed things up.

Eddie Nero on Californication

Sent from my SM-S903VL using Tapatalk

muddinmetal · Jul 8, 2017

Re:

Eddyj said:
I've pondered, laughed and cried at this comment all day. I have no ideal what it is referring to.
Well played sir. Well played

You haven't ever jerked off so many times in a day that you started shooting blanks?

lowbudgetjunk · Jul 8, 2017

Re:

It's not the blanks that gets you....it's the lack of shooting anything. It's like being a porn star without the big D and the big finish

Sent from my SM-S903VL using Tapatalk

5BrothersFabrication · Jul 8, 2017

Re: Re: Master of your domain?

lowbudgetjunk said:
Eddie Nero on Californication

Sent from my SM-S903VL using Tapatalk

Never seen it. Looks like I'll have to binge watch with subject matter such as this.

Beerj · Jul 8, 2017

5BrothersFabrication said:
Never seen it. Looks like I'll have to binge watch with subject matter such as this.

No wonder that sploder ain't done yet. Too busy playing ticklewigglejigglepickle.
molaugh

5BrothersFabrication · Jul 8, 2017

Beerj said:
No wonder that sploder ain't done yet. Too busy playing ticklewigglejigglepickle.

Nah, spent entirely too much on vacation. Playing catch up for a month or two.

lowbudgetjunk · Jul 8, 2017

Re: Re: Re: Master of your domain?

5BrothersFabrication said:
Never seen it. Looks like I'll have to binge watch with subject matter such as this.

Make sure the kids are asleep.

Sent from my SM-S903VL using Tapatalk

jeeptj99 · Jul 8, 2017

Re:

muddinmetal said:
You haven't ever jerked off so many times in a day that you started shooting blanks?

A little flag pops out that says bang :rolf:

MoparMan · Jul 8, 2017

Eddyj · Jul 8, 2017

You said "on" the toilet. So are you sitting down? Do you tuck it down?

LightBnDr · Jul 8, 2017

I think at this point unless there is a woman among us there really isn't any scenario that we collectively haven't tried or done. It's just who we are

Eddyj · Jul 8, 2017

That's what I'm wondering as individuals we are dumbs but as a collective group we have to be damn near average intelligence. Maybe there is something out there I don't know about, that I've been missing. Maybe someone is pulling it from behind. I might need to try that, see what that feels like.

MoparMan · Jul 8, 2017

Eddyj said:
You said "on" the toilet. So are you sitting down? Do you tuck it down?

Yeah, sitting down just like in a chair watching videos on my phone, till I'm ready to shoot my load then I partially stand or whatever I gotta do to ring the toilet.

poolman · Jul 8, 2017

MoparMan said:
Yeah, sitting down just like in a chair watching videos on my phone, till I'm ready to shoot my load then I partially stand or whatever I gotta do to ring the toilet.