Master of your domain?

Jacksonwolf39 · Jul 9, 2017

#Mashyerpecker!

poolman · Jul 9, 2017

lowbudgetjunk said:
Poolman kinda looks like a young Charlie Runkle

I had to Google to know who that was :****:

Edit, I had to take out my reference to your look a like. I have to sleep at night!! molaugh

lowbudgetjunk · Jul 9, 2017

Neal3000 · Jul 9, 2017

I think an interesting spinoff to this facinating topic would be- have you ever been caught Spanking it? By who, where, and what was their/your reactions, and were you able to finish afterwards?

Eddyj · Jul 9, 2017

I get caught often, I just power through...

ROKTOY829 · Jul 9, 2017

Re: Re: Master of your domain?

MoparMan said:
Yeah, sitting down just like in a chair watching videos on my phone, till I'm ready to shoot my load then I partially stand or whatever I gotta do to ring the toilet.

So you give your toilet a pearl necklace?

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money_pit_yj · Jul 9, 2017

Eddyj said:
So where do you find it best to kill off some kids?
How often do you make tummy pancakes?
Ever have a Dishonourable discharge at work, while driving, in the pool, inbetween the neighbors couch cushions?

Haven't in like 5 years. :****:

MoparMan · Jul 9, 2017

Re: Re: Master of your domain?

ROKTOY829 said:
So you give your toilet a pearl necklace?

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TacomaJD · Jul 10, 2017

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What in the actual **** is going on here haha. Went from hardline crawlers to meat jerkin beef boys in 0.2 seconds. HL is turning into that one dark alley you need not walk down alone after midnight. Lol

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Eddyj · Jul 10, 2017

You ever try any nub rubbin?

poolman · Jul 10, 2017

lowbudgetjunk said:

Why is Pholeman dressed up?????? :stir:

lowbudgetjunk · Jul 10, 2017

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https://youtu.be/kq3W9wOKsGM

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poolman · Jul 10, 2017

blacksheep10 · Jul 10, 2017

Talk To Me

blacksheep10 · Jul 10, 2017

Not as much as I used to. Since kids, generally in the shower (since phone pRon is a thing now) or in the sauna. All behind a locked door. Toilet is the other go to. No real mess from knuckle children at any of these places.

ROKTOY829 · Jul 10, 2017

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poolman · Jul 10, 2017

lowbudgetjunk said:
Poolman kinda looks like a young Charlie Runkle

Kel, bad news, church called ,they want you to return the Jesus costume. :stir:

BUG-E J · Jul 10, 2017

https://youtu.be/avYZWH2AerA

pholmann · Jul 11, 2017

poolman said:
Why is Pholmann dressed up??????

Oh no brother, that one is all you. I have facial hair.

5BrothersFabrication · Jul 11, 2017

I've only been caught once, ex ol lady, I forgot to lock the bathroom door, had the laptop on the back of the toilet, in the shower with the curtain back frailing on myself. First and last time ever doing that.

Now I just come home to an empty house and try and get one before everybody gets home.

Another funny story involving the ex- when me and her were on the downward spiral, I had been getting shot down for weeks. I asked in a nice way for some puss, she declined. So I roll over, pull a Hustler out from under the matress, turn to a really nasty page that I had bookmarked because I assessed it to be most offensive to her, and just started jerking it. I was mad so I was just tugging on wet spaghetti, but I was only making a point. She said, "You're disgusting!", got up and slept on the couch. I put the magazine away, put my cawk up, and slept like a baby in my king size bed that I didn't have to share with that stupid ****.
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