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5BrothersFabrication said:
I've only been caught once, ex ol lady, I forgot to lock the bathroom door, had the laptop on the back of the toilet, in the shower with the curtain back frailing on myself. First and last time ever doing that.

Now I just come home to an empty house and try and get one before everybody gets home.

Another funny story involving the ex- when me and her were on the downward spiral, I had been getting shot down for weeks. I asked in a nice way for some puss, she declined. So I roll over, pull a Hustler out from under the matress, turn to a really nasty page that I had bookmarked because I assessed it to be most offensive to her, and just started jerking it. I was mad so I was just tugging on wet spaghetti, but I was only making a point. She said, "You're disgusting!", got up and slept on the couch. I put the magazine away, put my cawk up, and slept like a baby in my king size bed that I didn't have to share with that stupid ****.
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Read this while driving, almost ran somebody off the road haha thats ****ing funny ****!

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5BrothersFabrication said:
I've only been caught once, ex ol lady, I forgot to lock the bathroom door, had the laptop on the back of the toilet, in the shower with the curtain back frailing on myself. First and last time ever doing that.

Now I just come home to an empty house and try and get one before everybody gets home.

Another funny story involving the ex- when me and her were on the downward spiral, I had been getting shot down for weeks. I asked in a nice way for some puss, she declined. So I roll over, pull a Hustler out from under the matress, turn to a really nasty page that I had bookmarked because I assessed it to be most offensive to her, and just started jerking it. I was mad so I was just tugging on wet spaghetti, but I was only making a point. She said, "You're disgusting!", got up and slept on the couch. I put the magazine away, put my cawk up, and slept like a baby in my king size bed that I didn't have to share with that stupid ****.
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I too, cannot unread that. :rolf: :rolf: :rolf: :rolf: :rolf:




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5BrothersFabrication said:
I've only been caught once, ex ol lady, I forgot to lock the bathroom door, had the laptop on the back of the toilet, in the shower with the curtain back frailing on myself. First and last time ever doing that.

Now I just come home to an empty house and try and get one before everybody gets home.

Another funny story involving the ex- when me and her were on the downward spiral, I had been getting shot down for weeks. I asked in a nice way for some puss, she declined. So I roll over, pull a Hustler out from under the matress, turn to a really nasty page that I had bookmarked because I assessed it to be most offensive to her, and just started jerking it. I was mad so I was just tugging on wet spaghetti, but I was only making a point. She said, "You're disgusting!", got up and slept on the couch. I put the magazine away, put my cawk up, and slept like a baby in my king size bed that I didn't have to share with that stupid ****.
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I have a buddy that his story was about the same except for she was still in the bed when he shot his load in her hair...... molaugh
 
5BrothersFabrication said:
I've only been caught once, ex ol lady, I forgot to lock the bathroom door, had the laptop on the back of the toilet, in the shower with the curtain back frailing on myself. First and last time ever doing that.

Now I just come home to an empty house and try and get one before everybody gets home.

Another funny story involving the ex- when me and her were on the downward spiral, I had been getting shot down for weeks. I asked in a nice way for some puss, she declined. So I roll over, pull a Hustler out from under the matress, turn to a really nasty page that I had bookmarked because I assessed it to be most offensive to her, and just started jerking it. I was mad so I was just tugging on wet spaghetti, but I was only making a point. She said, "You're disgusting!", got up and slept on the couch. I put the magazine away, put my cawk up, and slept like a baby in my king size bed that I didn't have to share with that stupid ****.
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Y'all don't just force them face down into the pillow and take what you want when they say no?
 
jk101 said:
I have a buddy that his story was about the same except for she was still in the bed when he shot his load in her hair...... molaugh
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90% of the time I get shot down by the ol lady, she at least offers tits or bare ass to fap on. Almost every time she says, "Don't cum in my face." molaugh I have to start over sometimes from laughing and damn near going soft. She's like, "I'm serious, it's not funny!"

muddinmetal said:
Y'all don't just force them face down into the pillow and take what you want when they say no?
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In Tennessee there's some stupid law on the books prohibiting that. ::)

But fo rilly doe, about 20% of that 90% she gets turned on so much with the bare ass fap that she just pooches that big ass in the air and slides it on home. :cougar: :woody: :****:
 
I'm just glad you found somebody that isn't freaked out by the toenail
 
muddinmetal said:
Y'all don't just force them face down into the pillow and take what you want when they say no?
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It's actually rape in tn. A chick I used to work with her hubs came home drunk one night wanting some and she said no but he said yes. Next day she tells her mom mom goes over to her house beats him up cops get called the son and mom go to jail it was delightfully redneck.
 
jeeptj99 said:
It's actually rape in tn. A chick I used to work with her hubs came home drunk one night wanting some and she said no but he said yes. Next day she tells her mom mom goes over to her house beats him up cops get called the son and mom go to jail it was delightfully redneck.
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Yeah, never had that problem... every woman I have ever been with was a FREAK
 
5BrothersFabrication said:
Every day, sometimes twice. Once right after work in case she says yes, once at bedtime when she says no. 99% of the bedtime one she volunteers some tits or a bare ass to speed things up.
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asking for a friend....... with you being an admitted chronic masterbator, what the hell knd of porn does it take for you to blow a load at this point?

SsBbw/Shemale/midget/goatporn?
 
Eddyj said:
Why would you ask that????

Gonna get this one locked down.
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Yeah apparently "poking the bear" is where the line is drawn around here?
 
Neal3000 said:
asking for a friend....... with you being an admitted chronic masterbator, what the hell knd of porn does it take for you to blow a load at this point?

SsBbw/Shemale/midget/goatporn?
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Female Masturbation porn on Tumblr is my go to :****:
 
Asking a professional whacker like 5bros what gets him going. You may have unlocked a door to a place that you can not come back from. A downward spiral into a dark place.
 
Let's not get into preferences here please, Ya'll probably scare the crap out of me and teach this old dog new tricks he doesn't want/need to know. :o




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