Piss off the ol'Lady

tonybolton · Jul 28, 2016

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patooyee said:
Nothing. Literally.

I answer questions with short, concise, logical answers. No need for tons of words, beating around the bush, protecting her feelings, etc. She hates that. I guess she wants 20-minute long overly complicated answers?

Same.

I deal alot with that at work. People present monumental issues to me....I remain calm....provide them a logical or best of a bad situation resolution. Then they act like I don't care.

Eddyj · Jul 28, 2016

Crocs with socks.

tonybolton · Jul 28, 2016

Re: Re: Piss off the ol'Lady

Eddyj said:
Crocs with socks.

I bet thats how charlie/ fordcontraption rolls 8)

bbone · Jul 28, 2016

DUMBEST THREAD EVER

tonybolton · Jul 28, 2016

Re: Re: Piss off the ol'Lady

bbone said:
DUMBEST THREAD EVER

I think your ol lady logged in to your account....or at least I'd hope that. :

Eddyj · Jul 28, 2016

bbone said:
DUMBEST THREAD EVER

His wife must check his HL account.

fordcontraption01 · Jul 28, 2016

tonybolton said:
I bet thats how charlie/ fordcontraption rolls 8)

i don't were sox with my damn crocs Tony :flipoff1:

fordcontraption01 · Jul 28, 2016

Your not gonna hurt my feelings (I don't think) but what/why don't you guys like crocs? Maybe I may need to stop wearing em? Pros? Cons?

KPatterson · Jul 28, 2016

Lighting firecrackers in the bathroom while she is showering. Putting butter all over the car door hangle. Yes, I'm very immature :rolf:

TacomaJD · Jul 28, 2016

fordcontraption01 said:
Your not gonna hurt my feelings (I don't think) but what/why don't you guys like crocs? Maybe I may need to stop wearing em? Pros? Cons?

I love mine! :****:

muddinmetal · Jul 28, 2016

TacomaJD said:
I love mine! :****:

You don't wear Crocs, you wear Croc

TacomaJD · Jul 28, 2016

muddinmetal said:
You don't wear Crocs, you wear Croc

Oh no, it's Crocs son. AND I wear a sock with mah Croc on my fake foot, otherwise it sqeaks against the rubber foot and sounds like a catfish grunting when I walk. :flipoff1:

So I wear a sock......with my Crocs. molaugh

patooyee · Jul 28, 2016

TacomaJD said:
Oh no, it's Crocs son. AND I wear a sock with mah Croc on my fake foot, otherwise it sqeaks against the rubber foot and sounds like a catfish grunting when I walk. So I wear a sock......with my Crocs.

OK Dr. Seuss.

fordcontraption01 · Jul 28, 2016

TacomaJD said:
Oh no, it's Crocs son. AND I wear a sock with mah Croc on my fake foot, otherwise it sqeaks against the rubber foot and sounds like a catfish grunting when I walk. So I wear a sock......with my Crocs.

thats good **** right there JD. I kinda know the squeaky sound mine do that when I get out of the pool and they get wet :dblthumb:

pipewrench · Jul 28, 2016

My wife hates it when i smack her ass at any opportunity, Just as much as dribbling piss on the toilet seat.... :stir:

5BrothersFabrication · Jul 28, 2016

pipewrench said:
My wife hates it when i smack her ass at any opportunity, Just as much as dribbling piss on the toilet seat....

Same here. That and rubbing "something" on her ass-cleavage while she's trying to do woman/kitchen stuff.

TNGreg · Jul 28, 2016

Say stupid crap like I did the other day, I got home from work and when I walked in the door she started in about something. I just looked at her and walked on in the bedroom and got a shower. When I went back to the kitchen she said she was sorry, that it was that time of the month. I asked what her excuse was the other 3 weeks of the month.

grcthird · Jul 28, 2016

Leaving change on the night stand, burping out loud or muffled, planning anything spur of the moment, wearing camo anything, having any mounted dead animals around the house, wearing carharts, driving too fast.