Piss off the ol'Lady

[Eddyj]

What the heck does a bowl have to do with putting your sandwich in a bag?

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I'm dying. best meme ever!!!

 

[tonybolton]

Re: Re: Piss off the ol'Lady

I'm dying. best meme ever!!!

Her terminology for some things is......vague most times. In this case, "bowl" means plastic sealable Tupperware container.

 

[jeeppoor]

So......what your saying is that she has you completely trained?

Ha Ha Nice try but no.
I'm not saying we didn't have our problems the first few years. But after 27-28 years you pretty much know each other(or I would hope so).
Now my first marriage was pretty much every thing on that was said here and then some.

 

[tonybolton]

I think the dogs keep you two in line. They've trained you well! 8)

 

[pholmann]

Pointing out irrational fears and why pisses her off.
Telling her to calm down really pisses her off.
Leaving the medicine cabinet door open when I get done brushing my teeth pisses her off.
I think the one that makes her borderline hate me is having summers off, 2 weeks at Christmas, and a week in the spring and fall. So much resentment. ;D

 

[jeeppoor]

I think the dogs keep you two in line. They've trained you well! 8)

That they do. But they do like to go wheeling. So that's no a bad thing.

 

[tonybolton]

Parlayed sandwich struggle into a 2 part series...heating up "bowled" sandwich in microwave. Note the the timer. 8)

 

[grcthird]

I think the one that makes her borderline hate me is having summers off, 2 weeks at Christmas, and a week in the spring and fall. So much resentment. ;D

She gets a pass on that one because pretty much everybody should hate you for that.

 

[pholmann]

I can't say I wouldn't too. Lol :****:

 

[cpapasan]

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[tonybolton]

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Hahahahaha

 

[5BrothersFabrication]

I'm at work during this text.

 

[Eddyj]

5bros. A real man would send that meme to his wife. Just saying.

 

[5BrothersFabrication]

5bros. A real man would send that meme to his wife. Just saying.

I would have, but the meme came days after.

 

[TBItoy]

Lol, since when is "getting the car looked at" "MAN things"




My boss's wife called one day, this is the conversation that ensued:

Boss's Wife: "The car won't go"
Boss: "Won't start, or wont move"
BW: I don't know, it just won't work
Boss: Well what happens when you turn the key?
BW: It doesn't sound right
.........
Boss (talking quietly): Does it click, or make a RrrRrrrRrrrRrrr sound?

laughing1

 

[The Luke]

Mines pretty laid back. Biggest thing I do that pisses her off is attempt to let out the worlds largest fart every night as soon as we get in bed. It's like my lower intestines know, it's time! She will throw the covers, flip on the light and proceed to ask me to go literally anywhere other than where I chose to do it. I normally giggle like a small child.


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[tonybolton]

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Hahahahaha ^^^^^^^

Sadly I've had a similar conversation with the wife about the garage door opener.

Trying to explain how to pull/pop the latch release from the chain drive was impossible. I had to drive home.

 

[The Luke]

Lol, since when is "getting the car looked at" "MAN things"




My boss's wife called one day, this is the conversation that ensued:

Boss's Wife: "The car won't go"
Boss: "Won't start, or wont move"
BW: I don't know, it just won't work
Boss: Well what happens when you turn the key?
BW: It doesn't sound right
.........
Boss (talking quietly): Does it click, or make a RrrRrrrRrrrRrrr sound?

laughing1

Dude I've had the exact conversation with countless people that call me to fix their junk.


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[twizt3dfuc]

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Pretty sure I've learned not to get married from this post. mine brings me beer to work or ask me if im hungry and proceeds to do anything for me. Hell she's even seen the abominations that are rock crawlers and likes em....

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[Eddyj]

Your probably the best catch in Phil Campbell.