Professionalism and dating

Bones · Nov 4, 2008

Renee: Iâ€™ve been sleeping with someone else for 4 years â€¦ no heâ€™s not married â€¦ but my friends donâ€™t like him â€¦ and I want to move on â€¦ but â€¦ I donâ€™t want it to affect my kids. Theyâ€™ve been through enough as it is with their dad being gone and the kids like having him around. But Iâ€™m not happy with him so I feel like Iâ€™m stuck â€¦ but â€¦ I like making friends with you â€¦ youâ€™re easy on the eyes!

I hear George Micheal father figure playing in the background. hahaha GHEY

DeleriousII · Nov 4, 2008

Bones: I am not ready to meet your children yet so can I stick it in your butt at my house?

Renee: SURE!

P · Nov 4, 2008

Your OK wiht being her "sexual" outlet, and no worries on the kids.. your not interested in them.

P · Nov 4, 2008

PS: this thread = the funnay laughing1

It will only get better when we get the "sects" report back when Bones finally seal's the deal. molaugh

Bones · Nov 4, 2008

Renee:
I feel bad â€¦

Chris, I really like you I have since I first time I met you and Iâ€™m not one to stick my head out there either. You just WOWED me.

Now we can do one of two things â€¦

1. Be friends and maybe from time to time have a booty call (OMG I canâ€™t believe I just said that) but you are so cute and so cool and so fun!
2. I can set you up with Heather and when you and her start to date I can hang out with the both of you at the bon fires that we have in the neighborhood and just dream that I wish it was me and not her.

This is RI-DONKulous in a train wreck sorta way. I'm McLovin it

Juan_Hong_Loe · Nov 4, 2008

Bones said:
Renee:
I feel bad â€¦

Chris, I really like you I have since I first time I met you and Iâ€™m not one to stick my head out there either. You just WOWED me.

Now we can do one of two things â€¦

1. Be friends and maybe from time to time have a booty call (OMG I canâ€™t believe I just said that) but you are so cute and so cool and so fun!
2. I can set you up with Heather and when you and her start to date I can hang out with the both of you at the bon fires that we have in the neighborhood and just dream that I wish it was me and not her.

This is RI-DONKulous in a train wreck sorta way. I'm McLovin it

Please tellme you're making this up! If not you are the man!

BamaTJ · Nov 4, 2008

Too good to be true. She may be a seriel killer or a man hater that likes to cut off cocks and make hats out of them. Watch out. :flipoff1:

John Galbreath Jr. · Nov 4, 2008

Bones said:
Renee:
I feel bad â€¦

Chris, I really like you I have since I first time I met you and Iâ€™m not one to stick my head out there either. You just WOWED me.

Now we can do one of two things â€¦

1. Be friends and maybe from time to time have a booty call (OMG I canâ€™t believe I just said that) but you are so cute and so cool and so fun!
2. I can set you up with Heather and when you and her start to date I can hang out with the both of you at the bon fires that we have in the neighborhood and just dream that I wish it was me and not her.

This is RI-DONKulous in a train wreck sorta way. I'm McLovin it

Readers digest: I just want to **** without strings attached. Maybe a threesome with Heather around the fire.

Bones · Nov 4, 2008

I have all the emails to prove it. molaugh

muchado · Nov 4, 2008

bwahahaha i bet you are McLovin it ronnie

laughing1

dayum son

Bones · Nov 4, 2008

Matt O. said:
Too good to be true. She may be a seriel killer or a man hater that likes to cut off cocks and make hats out of them. Watch out.

Rather small hats. molaugh

muchado · Nov 4, 2008

she volunteer'd a 1 way ticket to penetration station----TAKE IT or loose yer manhood!

Bones · Nov 4, 2008

I must say this thread has reached epic status.

Sticky this bish

6uldv8 · Nov 4, 2008

I like the "Readers Digest" as the 3rd option she didn't openly suggest but is obviously thinking!

Bones · Nov 4, 2008

MUCHADO said:
penetration station-

I am crying over here I am laughing so hard

BamaTJ · Nov 4, 2008

Bones said:
Rather small hats.

Yeah if you are P. More like ornaments for hats. It's like crashing a funeral, the chick's are so horney is not even fair. Like fishing with dynamite.

muchado · Nov 4, 2008

sooo what u waitin' for man??? mashh-errr dinner in!!!!!

laughing1

and if she's just gonna use Bones as a chew toy, you outta charge a fee :flipoff1:

P · Nov 4, 2008

"Penatration Station"

laughing1 HOLY **** ROB ! That was the laugh outloud for no reason heard around the B'ham Int'l Airport SON !

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY

This thread is so good on such a bummer day, thank you for your whoredom Renee, we at HardlineCrawlers salute you !