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kushKrawlin said:
As long as she ain't from west ga and didn't mention names I should be safe. She should be glad, a lil butt pain ain't nothjng to a surprise baby! She shoulda thanked ole dude. He may Have done her a big favor. Hahahahah. That's funny. Who would tell anyone that??? Good lord.
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We had one come in a couple weeks back that's chief complaint quote was "me and my boyfriend were having rough sex and I started bleeding after"

This lady weighed a solid 350lbs & her beard game was stronger than mine :-X still trying to figure it out..
 
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Omg. That's sick. All fun and games till big girls butt hurts. Litterally.. Eeww.

BeerJ just read your post. Dude that sucks. . Sorry mane. Weird how we hear this stuff and sometimes don't think about it, until it's someone we know... I absolutley Hate to hear that kinda stuff. But I am glad your still around.. That's tor sure. :****:
 
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Why do painters wear white pants?
Does clean ones mean hes good or new?
And does dirty ones mean hes bad or just experienced?


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Zjman said:
Why do painters wear white pants?
Does clean ones mean hes good or new?
And does dirty ones mean hes bad or just experienced?


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I've always wondered the same thing.
 
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So my wife and I are helping in the children's classes at church this past Sunday. She's with 5yr olds and I'm with 6yr olds.

About 30 minutes into class we go out on the play ground to blow some steam. There were some other kids there that were 3yr olds. So we are running around like crazy playing tag. Pretty soon the 3yr olds are just maniacs. Chasing me down, pulling on my shirt from all angles. I get down on my knees and play along. Pretending I can't get away. They're havin a blast.

Out of nowhere a 6yr old boy from my class runs up and kicks me square in the balls. Then laughs. Kicks me just hard enough that I can feel the delayed ball pain after a good racking comin on.

I look at him and say hey man, that's not cool buddy. That hurts dude. Let's not kick people. So I stand up and walk away as my stomach and balls are feeling real awesome at that point.

Then I pick up my check from the shop from last pay period and opened it up to see what I paid in taxes. Kissed an unreasonable amount of taxes goodbye last month while I work 6 days week.

Then it reminds me of when that kid kicked me in the balls at church. Then I felt like the government just did the same thing to me. Laughed in my face and forgot about it.
 
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LightBnDr said:
Out of nowhere a 6yr old boy from my class runs up and kicks me square in the balls. Then laughs. Kicks me just hard enough that I can feel the delayed ball pain after a good racking comin on.
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I play rough as heck with my two boys, they get body slammed, thrown around like ragdolls, wreck four wheelers, wrestle all the time, and them and their friends play rough as well.. Heck me and blue31 played entrance music for them watched our boys wrestle for 30 minutes on concrete floor one night after dinner. Me and my wife and our close friends handle it fine, we all have boys and we expect it. The hipster at church is a different story...He was watching the kids one morning and he put his fists up to "play fight" with mine and was not expecting a perfectly executed left/right jab combo to the nose. Me and my 6 year old had to have a talk
 
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Then it reminds me of when that kid kicked me in the balls at church. Then I felt like the government just did the same thing to me. Laughed in my face and forgot about it.
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I feel the same way when I get my check every other week.
 
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money_pit_yj said:
I play rough as heck with my two boys, they get body slammed, thrown around like ragdolls, wreck four wheelers, wrestle all the time, and them and their friends play rough as well.. Heck me and blue31 played entrance music for them watched our boys wrestle for 30 minutes on concrete floor one night after dinner. Me and my wife and our close friends handle it fine, we all have boys and we expect it. The hipster at church is a different story...He was watching the kids one morning and he put his fists up to "play fight" with mine and was not expecting a perfectly executed left/right jab combo to the nose. Me and my 6 year old had to have a talk
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So let's be clear I'm not a hipster. And second if it were my boy or a friend of the family I'd have punched him in the gut
 
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joho75287 said:
But college is gonna be free for everyone when Bern gets elected.....
This stupid **** infuriates me.
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Just an estimate, but I'm fairly confident that about 99% of HLrs won't be receiving anything free from the federal government, any educational institution, medical facility, and etc. This severely pisses me off. Talk about a slap in the face. Dudes like JD, who were born in the US, works and attends school (hats off to ya, I know it ain't easy......I watched my wife go through her Bachelors and Masters while working) and he doesn't get a free ride.
 
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LightBnDr said:
So let's be clear I'm not a hipster. And second if it were my boy or a friend of the family I'd have punched him in the gut
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Don't lie - you wear skinny jeans and flannel shirts and have a beard. HIPSTER!!!!
 

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