War-Jeeper
Mailbox Killing War-Ho
Guys with buggies = not screwed, they can make it up the Poop Chute and avoid the paved road.
Guys with street rigs = not screwed, they can drive on the road (mudflaps, fender flares and bumper heights allowing, of course)
So who actually is screwed?
The people who are tearing up the trails to begin with:awesomework::corn: