funny sayings??

mrtoddb · Jan 17, 2012

That dog won't hunt!

Bang her like screen door in a tornado!

I got yard full of ****, bucket full of balls and enough hair on my ass to weave a Indian blanket! Who you callin "boy"?

Bless your heart!! ( Southerners know how nice that REALLY is!)

He couldn't hit the ground with hat if you gave him 3 tries!

Couldn't get laid in whorehouse with a fist full $50's!

TacomaJD · Jan 18, 2012

Fat chicks are like mopeds....fun to ride long as your friends don't see you.

CSMITH · Jan 18, 2012

pretty funnay

Stu · Jan 24, 2012

When asked 'Whats up?'
Hard dicks and airplanes

AllGoNoShow · Jan 25, 2012

Sweatin' like a ****** eatin a corndog

I've got to go drop the cosby kids off at the pool

30th6 · Jan 26, 2012

nitrous is like a hot girl with stds you no you wanna hit it but your afraid of the conseqenses. my lugnuts require more tourque than your honda makes

grcthird · Jan 26, 2012

30th6 said:
nitrous is like a hot girl with stds you no you wanna hit it but your afraid of the conseqenses.

Winner! :****: :woot:

Jagermeister · Jan 29, 2012

I'm ****ed uppider than a **** sandwich

Rescue1 · Jan 29, 2012

It's not the size of the ship nor the motion in the ocean, it's whether or not the captain can stay in port long enough for all the passengers to get off

ridered3 · Feb 2, 2012

From Reddit:

26 students get the first part of a proverb and are asked to complete it. The results:

zjtrey · Feb 2, 2012

there are none so blind as stevie wonder molaugh

mrtoddb · Feb 8, 2012

Jagermeister said:
I'm ****ed uppider than a **** sandwich

:lmao:

Founding member of the Irresponsible Assclown Traveling Shitshow!!! :flipoff2:

Bama zuk · Feb 9, 2012

I can make anything except a black baby!

BMWhittle53009 · Feb 12, 2012

TacomaJD · Feb 14, 2012

Bama zuk said:
I can make anything except a black baby!

HAHAHA that's ****in funny :****:

Colton Jones · Feb 14, 2012

im madder than a 1 legged waitress at the I Hop !

TN-CTD · Feb 14, 2012

stolen from FB

roses are red, violets are blue, vodka is cheaper than dinner for two

Bama zuk · Feb 14, 2012

TacomaJD said:
HAHAHA that's ****in funny :****:

;D

kwoods71 · Feb 15, 2012

That thing is tougher than wood pecker lips!
You can't hurt something that makes its own grease.
Picking up girls at the bar is like buttoning your shirt, always start at the top and work your way down!